Alright, Magno's party totally kicked ass. It's way too awesome to actually type things about it, but maybe someday you too can know the awesomeness.

For reference, just know that if you didn't attend, you have yet to really live.

Anyway, I saw the Spongebob movie last night at 10. I gotta tell you all, it's a lot better than the regular show. It ( Read more... )

Did you ever feel that way? You know.. Like when you feel like you forgot your pants in the dryer? I think I did. I'm pretty sure I put them in there around 2 o'clock and it's 5:30 right now... Hmm.. Maybe I should go get them.. but I know that they'll just be wet and I'll have to put them back in the dryer ( Read more... )

Okay, yeah, my cabinet list is posted below.. There are some more things to add.. like Kory is now also the top Secret Service Agent, and he's the carrier of N.E.R.F. The Nuclear Emmissions Radioactive Football. In case you have no clue what I'm talking about, it's like the guy that carries all the nuclear missle codes in a briefcase, which is ( Read more... )

A fun day? Sure, but who am I to judge? I’m just a fucker, that’s who.

Anyway, I want to talk about Chemistry class before I forget. My teacher was talking about percipitate, and described it as “upchuck.” This upset a passing teacher, so he proceeded to tell us that “the older he gets, the nastier he gets.” So then I started talking… I said how ( Read more... )

No, I haven't died yet. I've really just been too depressed to update. Well, Jesus Vs The Snow Man is the winner of our contest here. I don't know when I will write it, but you can be sure that I will do it. I want to make it really enjoyable for everyone to read, so I'm going to put a lot of effort into it. But sadly, other things are calling my ( Read more... )

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Okay everyone, I'm having a day where I feel like updating, but I have no idea what to write. I  know if I just start typing, eventually I'll end up talking about something everyone is sick of by now. I mean hey, you've all put up with my shit for long enough, and I think it's about time we had some fan-participation here!

TO EVERYONE WHO READS ( Read more... )

Yes, it's true. I went to a Metallica concert yesterday, which ruled beyond all mental comprehension. I still can’t figure out how any one thing could rule so much. Godsmack opened up for them. They performed pretty well, even though frankly I find their music to be boring. They did have this one dual drumming segment that was pretty entertaining. ( Read more... )

I’ve received a few complaints about updates… Okay, so maybe that “few” is “one” and those “complaints” are more like “you should update more.” So I’m going to do it, but I really don’t feel like writing about the weirdness that’s been going on in my life right now… So instead, I’m going to write about something that deeply affects us all: Politics ( Read more... )

It is a story full of action packed, heart-pumping, well-thought-out grammar-action ( Read more... )