Is this a respectable time? *ponders*

[alocin42]

I could survive for 38 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

Comments

[dragonnade]

HaHaa! 57 terrifying pant dirtying seconds!

I could survive for 57 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

[alocin42]

If this is an everyone-at-once kind of senario you might even manage to escape if it's busy eating me.

*douses self liberally with ketchup*

[dragonnade]

I like your sacrifice! Even if I can't escape, how hungry are velociraptors? Maybe a human will suffice? Or maybe, just a couple of limbs so you have a chance of surviving once the neighbours below call round to tell us about the leak(ing blood)!

[alocin42]

They seem to have cheated and used a person-sized raptor a la Jurassic Park, so I'd say it would probably be able to take some pretty large chunks out of me before it got full.

Lets stay optimistic though!

[lizbuf]

I think the time is respectable, however there may be some less than respectable rumours about why you were both chained to the bed in the first place...

[alocin42]

I very rarely use it, but lol. For I did lol quite merrily.

I think I recall seeing a link to some furry-esque Human/Dinosaur pr0n fics once. With illustrations. I'm not going to google it to try finding it again though - Virgin Media probably think our internet usage is weird enough as it is!

[lizbuf]

Oh ew. There's just no need for that!

[dragonnade]

Not Dragons fucking cars was it?

*kill me, please. I close my eyes and it's all I see, seared to my eyelids!*