three beats

[alohac]

so
cool kid jr
this rainbow enough for you or do i gotta make it sparkle too
because this took long enough as it is
and i got all my ink this color too

also look
whoever scrawled all over my favorite tshirt
im going to drag you to hell and youre not coming back
id rather go shirtless than wear this shit

[ Dave's shirt, for anyone in the room who

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[thatsjustpawful]

[ here is nepeta
staring at you

what are you even ]

[alohac]

[ Blink. ]

Five sickles per stare, kitty cat.

[thatsjustpawful]

[ WHY ARE YOU NAKED BUT SHE DOESN'T EVEN BUT ]

.....

[ quiet kitty shriek ]

[alohac]

[ STARING CONTEST

dave wins because you can't see his eyes ]

[magicalmiracles]

sWeEt InK, mY mOtHeRfUcKiNg BrOtHeR.
:O)
LiKe A mOtHeRfUcKiNg MiRaClE oN tHe PaGe.

[alohac]

you
what are

okay yeah its pretty sweet
kinda glad it got stuck like this and not lavender or something
shit wouldve sucked

[magicalmiracles]

bE aLl Up AnD lOoKiNg LiKe ErIdAn.
AiN't No MoThErFuCkInG cOoLkId NeEdInG tHaT nOiSe.
aRe YoU kEepInG tHaT mOtHeRfUcKiNg MiRaClE?
I tHiNk YoU mAkE tHaT sHiT wOrK lIkE a MoThErFuCkEr.

[alohac]

yeah no
not happening im never going to look like a douchebag

yeah
unless you want the rainbow monstrosity

[makachopgo]

You are not going shirtless.

[alohac]

too damn bad
already am
waltzing down the hallway

[makachopgo]

Thanks for telling me where to find you, I'll be sure to get my pink jumper and come over to fix that problem.

[alohac]

hahaha
im sure pink looks great on you
couldnt catch me if you tried chica

[fearnoanvil]

no one wants to see your scrawny chest, dave.

[alohac]

my chest is the epitome of manhood
bitches all over are fainting at the sight of it
falling at my feet and everything

[fearnoanvil]

that is total bs, dude.
there is no way anyone would ever faint at your pale, little boy chest.
you would look horrible in a wifebeater.

[alohac]

what do wifebeaters have to do with anything
im not cosplaying as your homosexual fantasy

[wrestlingwitch]

At least you have the option to go shirtless.

[alohac]

man
being a girl sucks

[wrestlingwitch]

At times like these? Definitely.

[alohac]

i mean
i remember being a girl and it was kind of alright when i was one
just not right now