five beats | VOICE [forwarddated to the 4th]

[alohac]

So I'm broadcasting from the middle of nowhere, England. Surrounded by laughing dorks and lesbians and a guy with a serious anger problem. Definitely never going canoeing again, it sucked. But I guess the car ride's not so bad, played Angry Birds the entire time and still think Hogwarts should let electronics in because the victrola is ancient and

Comments

[wonderderp]

what happened? :O

[alohac]

just got a talking to in the mystic ways of ninja
dont worry about it
pretty sure this couldve waited until i got home but bros levels of irony are off the charts today
apparating to meet us just takes the cake

[wonderderp]

if youre sure youre ok!!
oh oh you should come back to the guys room i am there now
i have really great news!! :D

[alohac]

im pretty ok with chilling face down on the pavement actually
i have always wanted to be run over in the parking lot
just trying to accomplish my goals one small step by squashed limb at a time

[dyadiic]

[no eyewitnesses here, but he may have overheard a few things. more than just the howler at least.

fuck writing, dave will get a message on his phone later.]

2o uh.
you ok.

[alohac]

now that im pretty pummeled and my bro ironically talked the shit out of me by saying nothing at all
nah
not really

[dyadiic]

where are you riight now.

[alohac]

sitting on the staircase
im just waiting for bro to come flying crane kick me down some again

[fearnoanvil]

how did your bro find us!

[alohac]

my bro was raised in the hills of japan by a clan of ninjas
born and bred to find unsuspecting lil bros and kick them down stairs
it is his purpose in life how am i supposed to stop that egbert you answer that

[fearnoanvil]

i feel like we should call child services.

[alohac]

youre just uneducated in the rearing of proper ninja children
its ok bro i got your back

also my ass hurts

/ironically sneaks in late

[wrestlingwitch]

[inkblots]

What did you do?

voice forever and it's coo'

[alohac]

Major levels of dickitude demanded that I get thrown down the stairs.

voice

[wrestlingwitch]

Sounds harsh.

voice

[alohac]

Nah, it's pretty much a regular occurrence. Doesn't hurt so bad after the first ten times.