Kassy and I would like to have a wine and cheese tasting party. If anyone wants to host it, alert one of us. Au revoir!

My sister says that today there was a pile of shit on her bus, right next to her bag. Not only on her bus but on three other buses as well. She's scarred and refuses to ever ride the bus again. She says that someone put the shit in his hat and threw it across the bus. She told my mother to report it, but my mom says "Ride your bike". I fell on the ( Read more... )

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Résumé

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp;
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.

Dorothy Parker

I am in dire need of a change. I don't know what it is. It's keeping me up at night at making me throw things. I am a woman on a mission...to figure out what this change is.

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I feel unamerican.

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