On Why I Hate This Place

[aloneuntilldeat]

I hate the new office building that my company moved to at the end of March. Here are the key reasons why:

• There are anal-retentive signs around the building that say things like, "Only use your finger to press elevator button; do not use briefcases, drawings, etc."

• I periodically get "censored" computer pages, like this morning, when I wanted to

Comments

[detroitsucks]

You should google How to use a paper towel by Joe Smith. It's a short talk you can watch, I believe, on YouTube.

[aloneuntilldeat]

I think what I love most about that video is that that old man has probably made it is his life's work to educate people on how to frugally use paper towel. Old people are terrific. Thanks for the suggestion. I will probably try his technique out in a few minutes. I hope you use it yourself!

[detroitsucks]

Bitch, please! I lived in Northern CA, I'm greener than Kermit the Frog!

[aloneuntilldeat]

What was it that Baz Lurhman told us? "Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard. Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft." I hope you got out in time.