this is fact not fiction, for the first time in years

[alonewastintime]

I love when people offer me their gay credibility upon learning that I like boys. "Oh, I had a friend in high school who's gay!" "Yeah, my cousin's gay too!" It's cute. It's people showing that they're accepting. I'm not offended, I just think it's funny

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[codecompass]

Wait 'til you hear MY music. :-p

I beat you

[sprkldst126]

Me: "well, yea she came out of the closet, she's a lesbian"
person: "hmm well i saw it coming, she cut her hair short and started wearing ties"
Me:"excuse me"
Person: "well you know, I knew a lesbian once, and thats the pattern"

Me:"I see, so short hair and ties are the warning signs"
Person: (totally seriousy): "exactly"
Me: "i wear ties"
Person: "oh"