Probably not

[alopexlagopus]

"Dear Victoria,

These days it's a lot easier to be a big oil executive than a polar bear."

Oh yes, I am a defender of wildlife. Oh yes, Exxon will be exposed.

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[vance]

There's just no advantage to being a polar bear anymore.

Also, I thought Exxon's ass was already showing.

[alopexlagopus]

Not enough ass-showing.

[vance]

You know who I associate with any anthropomorphic personification of that company? Captain Hazelwood. I don't wanna see that man's ass, okay? Much less any of the other seawater-shriveled genitals.

P.S.

[berzerkator]

There were these two penguins walking around at the museum, and one of the penguins remarks to the other, "You know i've never noticed it until now, but it kinda looks like your wearing a tuxedo." and the other penguin say, "What makes you think i'm not?"

Keep on keepin on timber wolf.

Re: P.S.

[alopexlagopus]

I really like that one.

So, two nomads are stranded in the futureless desert, and one nomad looks at the other and goes, "who, me?"