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[aloria]

Winner of the bad writing contest:Gerald began - but was interrupted by a piercing whistle which cost him ten percent of his hearing permanently, as it did everyone else in a ten-mile radius of the eruption, not that it mattered much because for them ‘permanently’ meant the next ten minutes or so until buried by searing lava or suffocated by

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[kandigurl]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MAN.

[beautifulsoup]

That made me laugh so hard I almost peed my pants, so thank you.

[dcjaywalk]

Almost, but were interrupted but a piercing whistle that cost you ten percent of your hearing permanently, as it did everyone else in a ten-mile radius?

Not that it matters much. ;-P

[silverkilroy]

Amazing.