Comments | alory_shannon: Look Out Folks, We Got Ourselves a *Speed-Reader* Right Here.

alory_shannon

Look Out Folks, We Got Ourselves a Speed-Reader Right Here.

Nov 19, 2011 22:49

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I really have NO time for anything, much less updating LJ, because it is paper-writing crunch time for my Library & Info Studies class. But...this Library Story of the Day was too...something for me to pass up documenting ( Read more... )

everything you say can and will be..., library story of the day, and the hat said slytherin!, library stories, a winnar is me, further proof that i'm a jerk, delivering the beatdown, would you look at all the f*cks i give, college is too much work, these chicks don't even know, wtf man, twatlight, real vampires don't sparkle, service with a goddamn smile, tony freaking stark, all aboard the fail boat!

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tao_empress November 20 2011, 04:45:25 UTC

YAY BUTTONS!

tao_empress November 20 2011, 04:48:56 UTC

Also, I read all three books of Lord of the Rings in two weeks. Beat that crazy Teenager-ish Girl. B(

alory_shannon November 20 2011, 05:06:45 UTC

Now THAT is decently impressive, yes. :Db 50 POINTS TO.......uh, whichever House you identify as. Ravenclaw?

tao_empress November 21 2011, 15:49:55 UTC

I'm very proud of my accomplishment... mainly because Two Towers dragged on like Rupaul. BUT YAY FOR RAVENCLAW! :D

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malruniel11 November 20 2011, 05:52:04 UTC

I've looked at Great Expectations all week and am about to write 800 words about an interpretation of the text without having read a word because I'm out of time. How's *that* for impressive?

In other news, if you have anything to add to interpretations of GE, I'd love you forever!

alory_shannon November 20 2011, 06:04:26 UTC

...Well, IDK how much you know or what angle you're taking on it, but it's a coming-of-age story about Pip, and crime & punishment and guilt are major themes as well, as are social classes (OF COURSE, because it's Dickens). There are other themes about revenge, and letting go of the past, and what love really is, what it means to be family, and...there is just SO MUCH, ahhhhh I want to re-read it now... Can you tell me more specifically what kind of input you want? Though it HAS been a while since I read it, so.

kirbywarrior1 November 20 2011, 06:07:36 UTC

Alright, about 700 words to go! :D

alory_shannon November 20 2011, 06:27:19 UTC

Pffft. Don't go giving her ideas! X'D

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kirbywarrior1 November 20 2011, 06:10:10 UTC

DIBS ON WEISS. AND SKIP BEAT (if you own it >> ).

alory_shannon November 20 2011, 06:13:45 UTC

lol Weeeeeell, I should really give the copy of Weiss I have back to Anne. I bought her new, official ones, but. The crazy subtitles are so wonderful, this version is kind-of irreplaceable regardless of their ~QUALITY~.

...But I do have a goodly portion of the Skip Beat Manga, yes. |D

malruniel11 November 20 2011, 06:57:55 UTC

DIBS ON EVERYTHING ELSE!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

alory_shannon November 20 2011, 07:02:12 UTC

SAYING "DIBS" DOES NOT COUNT AS FIGHTING

AT LEAST HAVE A CAGE MATCH BATTLE OR SOMETHING, C'MON

I AM DISAPPOINT

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alory_shannon November 20 2011, 07:41:03 UTC

lol Heck if I know, I guess so? I mean, I only got halfway through that terrible book before I had to give up, because..."relating to the teens better" was Just Not Worth enduring that level of all-around badness. So maybe it really is kind of impressive that she finished it at all.

...OH YEAH--and if I die, you get your pick of my video games. |D

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alory_shannon November 20 2011, 08:07:02 UTC

...A tiny part of me also wants to see that movie because YES, THAT BOOK WAS SUCH A TRAIN WRECK, WHAT THE HELL. ...Actually, it was more like a train wreck that happens during a chain of tsunamis that occur because aliens are invading and MEANWHILE the Earth is hit by a meteor that threatens to send it CAREENING INTO THE SUN...and even then, I think Breaking Dawn is worse. But Robert Pattinson really just...gives me CREEPS, AUGH, so...YEAH, NO. :| And remember, this is only PART ONE! THE TRAINWRECK WILL CONTINUE ONLY AFTER THEY STEAL MORE OF YOUR MONEY.

...Ahaha. At this rate, I think all of my friends are going to start WANTING me dead.

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its_game_time November 21 2011, 16:50:22 UTC

.....wow. Just.

Wow.

B|

alory_shannon November 21 2011, 17:05:27 UTC

I know, right? Maybe it's a good thing she didn't give me the chance to say anything, really, because...I had...no words. None that wouldn't get me in some sort of trouble, anyway. Though I *DID* tell my co-workers about what she'd said after she left, and they laaaaaaaaughed. And my favourite coworker, the one who's the closest thing to a friend I have there, KNOWS how much I hate Twatlight, and so she was like, "HaHAAAAA, she was talking to the wroooong person about Twilight~" X'D

alory_shannon November 21 2011, 17:08:23 UTC

But yeah, I really honestly did make that first Tonyfais up there. |D Followed by an r u srs? fais (which...I think she took as an impressed expression, LMAO), and then I managed to re-engage my Pleasantly Blank Non-judgmental Smile.

its_game_time November 21 2011, 21:13:48 UTC

PFFFFF I... honestly, if it were my job, I wouldn't have said anything, most likely, but... ohman I could not have kept a straight face beyond a stiff "....PFFFFFWAT"

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