Nothing-Upon-Nowhere

[alpha_orionis_v]

Characters: Sherlock/John
Word Count: 2700
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Sherlock talks John into an old rowboat on a secluded river. And then he gets bored with the whole thing.
Notes: Prompt. Many thanks to afullmargin for making sure this thing didn’t fall completely flat.

Comments

[lazys]

And now, thanks to you and fandom, I think sex on a boat is a perfectly normal and sensible pastime.

John's dialogue is funny and the whole thing is lazy and hot.

[eightnoon]

Oh yes! Honestly, I've always wanted them having sex on a boat in the middle of nowhere and you did it just right. <3

[sethra2000]

I'm sure that Ratty and Toad would agree that there is nothing so nice as messing about in Boats. *I'm sorry, I could not help myself... I was feeling nostalgic for some Wind in the Willows*

[kirakira_nanoda]

this was rather funny and hot. Poor John, Sherlock's so mean sometimes XD

[uptothewords]

I'll just be over here in my bunk.