lean closer and speak into my bossom...

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hmmm...should my vagina be jealous?
heh. your vagina is GREEN WITH ENVY! wait...that might not be envy...
yeh, i was about to say...
umm...might want to get that checked out...ew.

in other news, i have decided to bake a basket of evil, crumby little devil cookies and deliver them to kt's blessed and holy religious institution, where i will leave them

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That's the spirit...

[possiblybored]

I love it. It's so evil. :-)

*snicker*

[postmodernpeach]

you completely forgot about my playing with my crabs in the bathtub with relaxing scents!

and i think that is the most brilliant idea we have come up with in AGES. AGES, i tell you. this could be MYTHIC in proportion, i say!

rahhhhrrrrrrr

[ensurientchaos_]

wow, once again.
so, so hot.