what not to do.

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in case you need further proof that i'm an idiot:
i got the following email from my current "boss." slightly altered, it read:

Allison

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[postmodernpeach]

o alli.

this is why you shouldn't work 48-hour days. ;)

i love you. it'll be okay, promise.

heh.

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it IS ok. it was just a funny story i couldn't NOT tell on myself.

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Goddamn.
You have to have respect for the size of your own balls at the very least. They're massive.

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thank you?

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heehee
Exactly.
I love you.