in my final moments...

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so i'm trapped in my office. no, seriously. because if i try to go to my car, in order to get the stack of crap i need RIGHT NOW, i will be squashed by a rush of bodies, heavy with the heady scent of life in its rawest form, like a tiny little allison-shaped bug onto the large glass door that opens onto the lovely southern porch of our house-like

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you

[possiblybored]

If you'll check your phone, you'll see a nice new text message from me, sent just 60 seconds ago!

Seriously, though. Call me sometime. Or I'll stalk you.

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[keatsheart]

may I stalk with you? I think stalking is generally more fun in pairs.

Re: you

[possiblybored]

You may indeed stalk with me. Stalking is much more fun [and effective!] when the stalkers stick together. That whole "wisdom of crowds" thing or whatever. :-)

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[keatsheart]

works for me. Let me know when and where. Be sure to dress all in black. I think it would be helpful if we looked somewhat intimidating.