It's because even in ancient times Asian people created games so as to socially cull the weakest of the herd and make everyone else look like hyper monkeys with 1337 skillZ. Even in modern times this secret motivating force is at work all around us in various Asian-created games, and we can only hope that governments everywhere will do what they can to bring this devious plot to light. Kudos to the Chinese government for exposing Mahjong as the discriminatory board game that it is. We can only hope that they go on to ban DDR, strobe-intensive cartoons, and David Hasselhoff as well (who I just find disturbing and wouldn't mind never seeing on my TV again...).
... And I think that playing a game for 12 hours straight could definitely cause a person to randomly explode in epileptic seizures. Damn. Asians. CRAZY. Even playing something like Apples to Apples for that long could kill a person.
hey! totally unrelated but there's a showing of princess bride at Lake Meridian Park in kent on friday around 9ish. care to make it a "now's-our-chance-to-visit-chris-and-pete's-house-while-we're-in-kent" night?
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Even in modern times this secret motivating force is at work all around us in various Asian-created games, and we can only hope that governments everywhere will do what they can to bring this devious plot to light. Kudos to the Chinese government for exposing Mahjong as the discriminatory board game that it is. We can only hope that they go on to ban DDR, strobe-intensive cartoons, and David Hasselhoff as well (who I just find disturbing and wouldn't mind never seeing on my TV again...).
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And I think that playing a game for 12 hours straight could definitely cause a person to randomly explode in epileptic seizures. Damn. Asians. CRAZY. Even playing something like Apples to Apples for that long could kill a person.
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