My hat

[alphilonius]

I lost my hat; I don’t know where he has run off to. I’ve been searching far and wide for him only to come up short. I don’t know what to do without my noodle warmer. What will I, hide my bad hair days with now?  The coordinator of my wardrobe is gone with, nary a good by or so long. I feel quite helpless, without the cover to my belfry, the bats

Comments

[taffypinkdino]

zomg an alphi without a hat is like...the sky without the moon...thundercats without snarf...

[alphilonius]

like, like! a banana split without the banana's cheese without a fine beer or wine...

[colinstu]

Shall I fashion you a tinfoil hat?

[alphilonius]

colin you need to get on this right away i can feel the onset of early space dementia

[colinstu]

Wait a sec, I need figure out how I'm going to plan, implement, and maintain a suitable tinfoil hat. *reads up on his list of best practices*

[alphilonius]

colin! no use going for the gold here. i have little time before the space rays get me! far just steal the design from a Hershey's Kiss we can work out the details later!

[rolliebear]

It's on the end table. Next to a lone argyle sock.

[alphilonius]

gah! thats where i left that tell hat that i miss him and my that my head is cold. :P