back to back, belly to belly, I don't give a damn 'cause I'm stone dead already

[alphonsedelove]

Halloween night: constructed a highly attention/praise garnering costume (involving two faces and lots of feathers), attended Motherfucker (like Drag Ball, but more expensive), groped various attractive Asian girls (and one boy who looked like a girl), and took a cab home. Thus is the life of the heterosexual urban male

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[komcaast]

Dude, when you're drunk, you're even funny in writing!