Ceiling cat is watching you masturbate

[alpiyn]

Having forgot my breakfast in the microwave this morning I decided to run down to the restaurant in the lobby to grab a bit of food. Muffin in hand I was about to leave the register when I hear my name said somewhere to the right of me so I answer tentatively. As it turns out our receptionist without having seen me leave somehow knew that I was

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[alpiyn]

*chuckles* Exactly!

[cmdrsuzdal]

Perhaps she is ninja?