Dead is the New Alive

[alprax]

I take a nap every afternoon after school. I never fail to set the security alarm and lock the front door when I get home, but today I had forgotten in favor of texting a friend. So when my dad came home from work, he honestly thought that I might have been murdered. Instead of doing what any normal concerned parent would do and try to wake their

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[sairei]

Aww bee. I'd try to sympathize with you if I wasn't too busy laughing about your dad.

"Ew, dead people!"

[alprax]

Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaah, he's a champ.