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[alrey]

    My phone was ringing but I didn't know what was happening. I was dead asleep and dreaming of a sandwich. I'd been eating it slowly and after every bite I said, "This is a good sandwich." Then I heard the phone and the dream was gone and my sandwich was lost to me forever.
    I sat straight up in bed and salt slid down my bare chest. I threw the

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[jinnyss]

What book is this? Tell me quickly. =|

[alrey]

"Apathy and Other Small Victories" by Paul Neilan.
EMILY made me read it and it's the only book ever in my life that I have actually laughed out loud at more than once or twice.

Too bad I read it all in one sitting and now it's over :(