I fought the law...

[alstaria]

If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for?

Answer me, then if you want, post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.

Comments

[thndrstd]

I'm sure you whizzed on Dick Cheney's grave. Don't worry; bail's on its way. :)

[qualistarian]

Rioting, disturbing the peace... some kind of political rally that got out of hand.

That, or PCP. 50-50 either way. :-)

[tiggerbone]

Public indecency is the only thing that comes to mind ... because you are indecently cool!

But if not that, it would probably be another one of those obscure laws that no one has actually heard of. Like finding out that it is illegal to drive 2000 sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time or something like that. ;)

[daundelyon]

Excessive endzone celebration outside the polling station. ^_^

[rennwench]

I think that's worthy of a medal - with cake and bunting!

* snickers *

-rw