Miyavi, what's my name tour 2011 Houston <3

Nov 08, 2011 10:37

Let's talk Miyavi. *spasms*



Whaaat thaaa fuuuuck. How can this man get better and better and yet STILL BETTER with each passing year? This show was just amazing! I brought along a friend who knew nothing about Miyavi and by the end of the show, he was chanting "Miyavi! Miyavi!" with everyone else lmao He was endlessly amazed by Miyavi's guitar skillz....who wouldn't be? The man is a master with strings. My (straight?? pssh whatever) friend even admitted that Miyavi was hot for a guy and offered to help me devise a rape plan....you know you have good friends when they help you plan assaults.....o_____o lmao No rapage happened, I contained myself when I went to hug him at the meet and greet >____> I did kiss his cheek, but was polite enough to ask first *halo* God, that man smells heavenly x____X I could have picked him up and carted him off then and there >____> And I never knew how tall he was until I stood next to him and how thin he was until I put my hand on his waist LMAO Tall and thin is lovely :D I thought it'd be nerve racking meeting him but he's definitely a cool guy. I was flustered coming up to him, but was all "I've been a fan since Due le quartz!" and he laughed and said "That long??? And you're still following?" Hell yes. :oo I've always liked him but have come to love him these last years :D He asked me how the show was, told him it was amazing as always, gave him a few gifts from friends that couldn't make it to the live and he said "I'll see you next time right?" HELL YES AGAIN. and again, and again.....here's to hoping he has a very long career ahead of him yet so we can follow him around taha *creep*

Keh heh heh Amusing moments:

He was hilarious during his little song breaks. Besides the amazing music, I always love his interaction with the crowd. The first song was 'What's my name' Of course, what else could it have been? We rocked out to that hardcore and then he gave a little speech.

Miyavi: Soo...this is my first time in houston right??
Crowd: NOOOOOO
Miyavi: Second??
Crowd: NOOO!!!!!
Miyavi: Third??
Crowd: YESS!!! <3
Miyavi: I love fucking Houstooooooon!!! I spent the day at Nasa, want to see my tickets? *takes out his nasa tickets and waves them around while everyone laughs* Nasaaaaaa :ooo
Crowd: *screams like banshees* :D
Me: WHAT THE FUUUUCK *turns to friend* Why weren't we at nasa today biatch?
Friend: I bet most of the people there didn't even know who he was. What a waste.
Me: *dramatic face* DDD:

He made nasa jokes occasionally throughout the live and at the end of the last song which was 'Futuristic Love' I love this song so much...*ear orgasm* He left the psychedelic spaceship music on...

Miyavi: Sounds like space huh? We're in space.....*playing with the sound board*
Shizzz yeah.....:D Should I have some mary jane right now?? >____> Miyavi goes off stage and of course the crowd chants his name and my friend, who is by now a fanboy (Miyavi just does that to people) is screaming "Come back Miyavi!" I swear, if I had managed to gag and tie Miyavi down, my friend would have gotten at him first lmao whaaaat. You stupid biiiatch *sassy gay friend voice* ?__X

Miyavi comes back dressed in his tour T-shirt, the white one (snatched it oh yeaaaah) and my friend goes, "Shit, he's like Britney spears, he just keeps changing clothes every ten minutes!" taha Which he basically did. He started off with a jacket and undershirt, hat and sunglasses, his hair tied back. The hair by the way, is a nice change, incredibly long and sexy. Though I miss the crazy hair days...I approve of this hair :D *thumbs up* The glasses were eventually lost in the second song, so was the hat....so was the....shirt to much blood curdling, ear splitting screaming.....Then the hair came out of the hair tie....*staring in mute fascination.....things are in slow motion by now....* I swear, Miyavi is such a cock tease....he shook out his hair playfully and then sauntered to the end of the stage so we could grab on him a bit. Even my friend turned to me and was all, "He's a fuckin master at teasing isn't he? He's like a sexual jedi!" I know right >_____> Sexual Jedi indeed....He controls the crowd so easily. He can play the guitar, stop playing and grin so you'll scream for him, play again, stop....SCREAM. play. Stop. SCREECH. lmao He even controls the volume.

Miyavi: I can't hear you Houston!!
Crowd: SCREAM, SCREACH....orgasm?
Miyavi: *makes the come on sign, then cups his ear with an exasperated look*
Crowd: *tries to scream louder, probably ruptures vocal cords, probably beyond deaf now...*
Miyavi: MOOOOORE!
Me: MIYAVI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *definitely rupured vocal cords*
Miyavi: *looks, points and nods my way while grinning*
Random guy: *very disturbing deep guttural devil voice* MIYAVIIIIIIII I LOVE YOU!!
Miyavi: *runs up to the end of the stage and leans over to the demon voice guy* Yeah! I love you too! Yeah, fuck houston!!!!
Me: *to friend* Yes please? lol

Another episode with the demon voice guy. He cracked me up throughout the entire show taha

Demon guy: Screams something about etchi or other
Miyavi: *has his back to crowd drinking water, slowly turns around, raises eyebrow at guy and gives him a wtf look....then slowly turns back around and keeps drinking water* He starts playing 'Music Free' after this though, so fucking sexy...I'm sure the entire crowd had an orgasm over this one taha

All concert long I was standing by this cool older blonde lady. I don't know what it was about her, she was next to me leaning on the speaker having a good time, but Miyavi absolutely loved her. Lucky for me I was standing next to her and he just kept coming up to our side and flirting with her LMAO She had a fan in her hand and he would periodically come up to her, close his eyes, smile blissfully, and let her fan him tahahaha *sneaks in a touch or two while this is going on.....* whaaat....At the meet and greet, he let her smack a big wet one of his cheek as well. It was just lovely lol

So as Miyavi and his drummer Bobo do....they had a few guitar vs drum wars. One in particular stood out though, I'm watching Miyavi and suddenly....Bobo doesn't have pants on, and he waddles across the stage in his underwear.....

Me: *confused* what the hell just happened??? LMAO
Miyavi: That's bobo! With no pants...
Random girl with lots of gifts: *hands miyavi a stuffed teddy bear that has little stripped shorts on*
Miyavi: Thank you! This is..Bobo...see he wears short shorts....NOT attractive.

LMAO...I'm still confused as to how Bobo became pantless....>____>

Miyavi: *pointing off over the crowd while smiling adorably* It's merch guy. I missed you. Did you miss me? *teasing grin* Merch guy, I missed you! No....no....don't take your shirt off.
Crowd: *turning to see the strip tease*
Miyavi: Please keep your shirt on. It's not attractive....
Crowd: *laugh* wtf....
Friend: Brutal. At least he's honest LMAO

So many strip teases going on in this live :D

During another guitar vs drum war:

Miyavi: I love bobo. Give it up foooooor BOBO!
Crowd: YEAAAAH!
Miyavi: Me and bobo...we will never stop creating together. We are always together me and Bobo. .....We do everything together.
Random person: Everything??!
Miyavi: *grins conspiratorially and waggles finger* ah ah ah *breaks into random guitar strumming/slapping*

*getting ideas* LMAO

Miyavi: *naming all the places he's been to on tour with the crowd helping him by yelling out the name*
Miyavi: I know, I know where I've been! Let me finish! *scolding finger to crowd* >___>
Crowd: *about ten people yell out "Come to......ect ect ect ect"*
Miyavi: *hands on hips* Hey hold on.....I'm not super man!!
Random heavily accented guy: Come to San Antonio
Miyavi: What??
Guy: San Antonio...
Miyavi: WHAT?? San...anooo..tooonioo?? Who is that?
Girl: He said San antonio!!
Miyavi: What?? What is San anaatonia *butchering name like woah*
Crowd: *laughing our asses off*
Miyavi: *still lost, looking at the crowd for help* What is it? Person? Place? What??
Girl: *slowly* San Antonio, it's a place in Texas!
Miyavi: Ah. San Anaatoniaa
Crowd: *LAUGH* Never mind.....
Miyavi: Hey english is my second language *pointing to heavily accented guy* Speak sloooooowly to me.

*later on in the show, ten minutes later*

Miyavi: What is Santonia???? I want to know.
Crowd: *rolls over*.....hopeless.
Miyavi: *Turns to bobo* And says something in Japanese
Bobo: San Antonio.
Miyavi: AH. SAN ANTONIO!!!! *yelling for some reason* lmao >__________>

Of course after Miyavi leaves the stage we eventually urge him back on for a deafening encore which is faaan fuckin tastic. :D

Me: You getting this on film??
Friend: uuuh *shaking camera like a confused ape* It dieded.
Me: NOOO Wry god, wry???
Friend: I will fix this! *disappears into the crowd like a ninja*

We never have camera luck. My very good, brand new camera was lost in the vortex of Renfest so all we had was his camera, and his camera wasn't charged fully T_____T And it never catches motion >___> Miyavi's running around stage by this time and doing unmentionable things I cannot see on the other side of the stage T____T Was hoping my friend wasn't missing too much of the show, when Miyavi runs up to our side, spits water on us and then pours water down the front of our shirts *drenched and LOVING it* It was like a wet t-shirt contest up there....:D I got Miyavi spit in my eye....*dazed and deaf and blissfully happy*

Friend: *magically appears by my side with revived camera*
Me: I love you so much you don't even know.
Friend: I have water. *hands me water bottle*
Me: I already got some watah *pervy grin* I'm drenched suckah.
Friend: While I was charging the camera on the other side of the stage Miyavi came up to our side and screamed in my face.....and then he started playing the guitar on the ground...inches from my face.....If I were gay.....that man is deliciously insane.
Me: You bitch. *instantly jealous* And here I was thinking you were missing shizz....humph. I'm not letting you live this gay episode down you know :D

After the show, of course we hung around, talked to some other fans and then I met the man himself as mentioned above. For some reason we got on the subject of Miyavi and his lady skillz again. And my friend is going on about how Miyavi's got a lot of game and is suave but he's got a lot of femininity to him as well, and then he tells me not rape him when I go to hug him and jokes about how suddenly I'm going to swish by and Miyavi's going to be instantly naked LMAO o____o or our clothes would be traded, he'd be wearing my dress......so then I mention that Miyavi once was a VERY feminine figure in the old days and had no problem wearing women's clothes. Oh lawdy, my friend became even more interested. I'm having major doubts about his sexuality. Major, major doubts.

Especially since after the show we waited around in vain outside the door for Miyavi to get on the bus and there my friend helped plan "Miyavi kidnapping mission"......He didn't come out the door in time though and we had to sidle away and head back home -____- At least we met him up close, hugged....and kissed him.....*starts to drift away again* And we DID catch him walking in from the bus before the show of course. Luckily there wasn't a mob but just more ear splitting screaming and sad whimpering*

*Miyavi saunters by coolly throwing the peace sign as pandemonium errupts around him*

Friend: WTF....is that him? He's got god-like power over these chicks! *beginning to see what he's getting himself into
Me: You just don't.even.know.
Friend: Am I going to die?
Me: Maybe. *strokes Miyavi tour bag slowly* lol

I think he broke my friend's heart when he didn't appear one last time to go to the bus....he had his camera at the ready....lmao

I'm already ready for another mind-blowing Miyavi experience. I wish he could somehow pull off more than once a year *addicted* Many more little funny/dramatic/awesome things happened during, before, and after the show but I just can't think anymore. I'm literally writing this with no sleep after the show so I remember most of it....taha Now to go to dreamland after another awesome Miyavi experience. He truly throws a show like no one else. :D

Starting off...



Signature jacket opening XD



Whoring around the crowd...





Whoring closer....



Chaos strikes! :D



Stalking him like the rapists we are. Don't you love that expression on him? taha Whaaat?





Thoughts going through my mind here..."omg wtf.....he smells delicious, what is he wearing? His back is lovely, he's so damn slender and sexaaaaay. I want to rape. I must not rape. *blinded by light* I look awkward here because we had just been talking and the camera lady was like "turn around, picture!!" taha *turns, looks like a frazzled robot* o____o



Think this pretty much sums us up the entire night, especially after meeting him taha

Lovely cherished tour goods :DD Signed poster for the win.



Bleh, wish I had gotten clearer shots, but I never have camera luck and I was too busy rocking out anyway. I'll leave that to the professionals while I dance lol

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