Holy Fuck I should never have started this...
Long Survey About YourselfWhat time are you starting this?:2:44 AM Name?:Mr. Michael Alan Conklin Nicknames?:Mike. Very creative. Date of birth?:June 15th, 1979 Sex?:Please. Height?:5'10" -ish Eye color?:Brown Where were you born?:Wayne, NJ Number of candles on your last birthday cake?:Did I get a last birthday cake? It'd have had 26 Pets?:Sammi (Dog), TK (Cat), kids, Bob. Hair color?:Black / White Piercings?:Used to have 5 in my ear. None now. Town you live in?:Ogdensburg Favorite foods?:KFC, Pizza, Subway, Soup, etc. Ever been to Africa?:No Been toilet papering?:Yep Love someone so much it made you cry?:Just once? Been in a car accident?:Several Croutons or bacon bits?:That's kinda sexy Favorite day of the week?:Ugh... I dunno, I work most. Fridays when my sweetheart has off. Favorite resturant?:Jose Tejas Favorite flower?:The roses I gave my wife o nthe day we were married. Favorite sport to watch?:Soccer Favorite drink?:Alicia Favorite ice cream flavor?:Peanut Brittle or just Vanilla Warner Bros. or Disney?:Either or Favorite fast food restuarant?:Subway... Eat fresh! Carpet color in your bedroom?:Green How many times did you fail your driver's test?:None Whom did you get your last email from?:Damned if I know. It's all junk. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?:Best Buy What do you do most often when you are bored?:Masturbate. ;-) Most annoying thing to say to me?:Stop Masturbating! hehe. Bedtime?:Yes please Favorite TV show?:Supernatural Last person you went out to dinner with?::Alicia and the demons last night Been out of country?:Bermuda Believe in magick?:Do you belive in magic, and I hope you do... Ford or Chevy?:Dodge, thank you. What are you listening to right now?:Nothing but the voices... Have you ever failed a grade?:No If you have, what grade did you fail?:NO Do you have a crush on someone?:Yes Do you have a bf/gf?:Several! If so, what is their name?:Pinky, Ringman, Tall One, Pointer, Thumbkin How long have you been together?:Quite a while. What are you wearing right now?:Nothing. Would you have sex before marriage?:Never! Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?:No Are you a virgin?:Yes Do you smoke?:No Do you drink?:Not really Are you ghetto?:Quite Are you a player?:Gamecube? What are your favorite colors?:Black What is your favorite animal?:Snow Tiger Do you have any birthmarks?:A bunch of "beauty marks" Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?:No Who do you talk to most on the phone?:My sweetie Have you ever been slapped?:I dunno Do you get online a lot?:Depends on the day Are you shy or outgoing?:Depends on the day Do you shower?:Depends on the day. ;-) Yes Do you hate school?:I'm not in school Do you have a social life?:Not really How easily do you trust people?:Pretty easily most times Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?:Probably Would you ever sky dive?:If I didn't sky die, first Do you like to dance?:God no Have you ever been out of state?:I do believe Do you like to travel?:Sometimes Have you ever been expelled from school?:No Have you ever been suspended from school?:Yes Do you want to get out of your hometown?:I was born in a small town... Are you spoiled?:I don't think so, but if I were, I doubt I'd know it. Are you a brat?:Definitely Have you ever been dumped?:Yes Have you ever gotten high?:No Do you like snapple?:A little Do you drink a lot of water?:No What toothpaste do you use?:Whatever's in the bathroom Do you have a cell phone?:Yes Do you have a curfew?:No Who do you look up to?:My Dad Are you a role model?:God I hope not Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point?:When I was very young What name brand do you wear the most?:Alicia What kind of jewelry do you wear?:my wedding ring and sometimes a watch What do you want pierced?:Alicia Do you like takin pictures?:Sure Do you like gettin your picture taken?:Hell no Do you have a tan?:No Do you get annoyed easily?:Yes Have you ever started a rumor?:Maybe, who knows Do you have your own phone or phone line?:Yes, 1-900-lick-me2 Do you have your own pool?:I wish Do you prefer boxers or briefs?:Boxer/Briefs Do you have any siblings?:3 Have you ever been played?:I'm no game Have you ever played anyone?:The Queen of England. I needed an excuse to wear those pantyhose! Do you get along with your parents?:yes How do you vent your anger?:Poorly Have you ever ran away?:Have I ever run away? No Have you ever been fired from a job?:Yes Do you even have a job?:2 Do you daydream a lot?:Of winning the lottery Do you have a lot of ex's?:A few, not a lot, I'd say Do you run your mouth?:On Alicia? Sure. What do you want a tattoo of?:Something involving my kids What do you have a tattoo of?:A grim reaper What does your ex bf/gf look like?:The horse or the bulldog? What does your most recent crush look like?:My right hand Whats her/his name?:See above Have you ever been bitched out?:Yep Are you rude?:Nude? Yes. What was the last compliment you recieved?:Nice shoes... wanna... Do you like getting dirty?:Not especially Are you flexiable?:Not especially What is your heritage?:Irish, English, Native American, German, Russian, etc What is your lucky number?:69. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What does your hair look like right now?:crap Could you ever be a vegetarian?:No Describe your looks?: If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color?:Blue Would you ever date someone younger than you?:In the past Would you ever date someone older than you?:In the past When was the last time you were drunk?:I never have been. How many rings until you answer the phone?:Depends who is calling Have you ever been skinny dipping?:No If yes, when was the last time?:NO DAMMIT! LISTEN WHEN I TALK TO YOU! When was the last time you went on a date?:About 2 months ago Do you look more like your mother or father?:Dunno Do you cry a lot?:No Do you ever cry to get your way?:No What phrase do you use most when on the phone?:Dunno Are you the romantic type?:Hope so Have you ever been chased by cops?:No What do you like most about your body?:Nothing What do you like least about your body?:Everything When did you have your first crush?:5th Grade, I think When was the last time you threw up?:Years ago In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?:Red Heads Do you ever wear shirts do show your belly?:Eww no What about cleavage?:Yeah baby Is your best friend a virgin?:No Have you ever fucked someone up?:No Have you ever been fucked up?:No What theme does your room have?:Contemporary Slob What size show do you wear?:9 What is your screen name on AIM?:Pfft. Find out for yourself How are you feeling right now?:Tired When was the last time you were at a party?:Forever Have you ever given a lapdance?:No Have you ever recieved one?:No Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?:I'm sure What is one of your bad qualilties?:Short temper What is one of your good qualilties?:I'm giving Would you marry for money?:I already did What do you drive?:Dodge Neon Are you more of a mommys or daddys child?:Mommy, I guess? So?:A needle pulling threadddddddddd Well?:Water When was the last time you cried in school?:I dunno Would you ever hook up with the same sex?:It's a possibility What kind of music do you like?:Variety Would you ever bungee jump?:Ugh, I dunno What is your worst fear?:That this quiz is my hell and it will never end. Would you ever join the army?:No Do you like cows?:They're scrumptious If you were to die today, what would you do?:Hold my family close If you had one last word to say to someone before you die, what would it b?:You Do you like to party?:No Hearts or broken hearts?:What? Moons or stars?:Fuck off Coke or pepsi?:Stop getting so personal Favorite scent?:My Hunny Favorite band?:Right now? Darren Hayes, maybe Would you ever dye your hair red?:Why not How many languages can you speak?:None What time are you finishing this?:3:15 AM Take this survey | Find more surveys
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