LOL

[alterfano]

This is great stuff. And here I thought I knew it all.

How is everybody?

Comments

[ranuel]

Hello stranger!

Perhaps more illustrated sex guides need to be posted to the 'net in the hopes that the teenage writers of bad porn will get a clue.

Or not, since that would cut down on the available material for Weeping Cock.

[alterfano]

I don't know. I can see some of these facts making it into some really bad porn....

"Oh, Inuyasha!" Kagome cried out as he pumped fourteen gallons of sperm into her. "You're like a wild bonobo and the amount of dopamine my brain is producing is making my foot come....!"

[ranuel]

*Iz ded*

[alterfano]

HA!

I haven't lost it!

[alterfano]

sometimes TMI is a good thing:)

[black_lavender]

I can think of several crude replies to this post, but it's probably better if I don't use them. One always learns such interesting new things on the interwebz.

Good to hear from you, btw.

[alterfano]

heee. well, if you read some of the stuff above, you might not be so shy:)

yes, it is good to hear from me! and you! hope all is well.

[nelson_bannaba]

And to think, just yesterday I was having a discussion about necrophilia with my cousin! If only I'd had this tidbit to have added to it.

[alterfano]

time for a phone call!

[nelson_bannaba]

No wait! Don't report me.

It was perfectly innocent. We'd had a long, tiring walk when her husband phoned and during the course of the convo asked her if nookie was in the forecast. Dumb jokes followed.

[alterfano]

LOL. Gotta love their timing sometimes...