Roleplaying with Chibi
Following the last post, this one is a (semi) continuation of the last.
Neither Chaos nor Chibi (Chibi Envy Chan on Gaia and FF.N) own anything.
Cloud: *attempts to use his fire materia now that he's conscious to melt the bar on Zack's desk*
Reno: *is cowering in the vents, trying to decide which way to go.*
Zack: *barrels through the vents and plows into the ever slow moving Reno
Reno: *swears up a bluestreak and kicks Zack in the head*
Zack: *has a thick skull so he doesn't notice it but can't really do anything about not running over Reno so leaves him squished due to his speed*
Reno: *Is so glad he always keeps a mastered restore materia on him at all times
Sephiroth: *wonders where in the hell his refrigerator went*
Kadaj: *somehow ends up also in the vents trying to escape fan girls and finds Reno* Move. *pokes him
Zack: *falls out of the vents only to fall on Seph-pants!*
Reno: For the love of... *glares at Kadaj* You move, I was here
Sephiroth: *is both annoyed and amused* Zack.... Just the idiot I was looking for. Did you know Cloud was chained to your desk all night with your webcam on
Zack: *is out cold so he doesn't hear anything Sephy-pants is telling him* @.@ *drools a little*
Sephiroth: *is pinned under Zack and not in a good way so is not very happy with the current situation
BloodyChaos Kadaj: Move your ass or I'm moving it for you. *manages to unsheathe Souba is posed to poke him*
Reno: Fine, I'll move *moves so he's not blocking the middle of the intersection* Happy now, Mr. Grumpy-pants?
Kadaj: *moves out of there so quickly that it sends a gust of wind blowing in Reno's direction* 6
Reno: *has been exceedingly unlucky with gusts of wind so far, and swears profusely as it rips away his pants*
Elena: *has a pair of pants thrown at her face* What the hell? 6
Rude: *stares* ... I believe those are Reno's pants...
Elena: ... Oh goddess! *rips them off her face and throws them at Rude* Now I have to go clean myself. Eww... Nasty. *turns green and flees
Rude: *stares and wanders back down the hall*
Kadaj: *somehow ends up falling through the same hole Zack did and lands on top of him*
Zack: *is still unconscious*
Reno: *Leans over to peer through the hole, somehow manages to knock himself unbalanced and ends up falling through it himself.... still not wearing pants*
Tseng: *just happens to be passing by, stares at the pile of men in various states of sanity and dress.* I.... believe I will pretend I didn't see this
Genesis: *happens to be following behind Tseng* Oooh, group orgie and no one invited me? *pouts*
Angeal: *pushes Genesis away from the group* Not now
Yazoo: *just happens to be in the hallway as well.* Kadaj is going to make Loz cry if he keeps doing naughty things in public.
Reno: I fell last, so why the hell is there a hand on my ass? *struggles to get up and retain his dignity at the same time
Kadaj: Eh, like the hell I care whether or not he cries.
Genesis: *is fighting against Angeal to join the group 'orgie'* But look at them. They're having so much fun! 6
Angeal: Go read Loveless or whatever.
Genesis: *whips out his book and starts quoting Loveless
Yazoo: ... But if Loz cries, he'll destroy all your precious clothing
Sephiroth: *is finding this all very amusing and yet painful and is entertaining himself by groping Reno when the redhead moves to get off of them all
Kadaj: *upon hearing Loveless pushes Reno off and then flees as if his very life depends on it
Zack: *is still out cold so he doesn't know what's going on
Reno: *is scared and confused and is trying to get away but the hand on his ass won't let him*
Tseng: *Remembers that he and Reno are supposed to be guarding Rufus today and grabs the redhead, before running off.*
Sephiroth: *is trapped under a snoozing Zack and is bored again.*
Angeal: *grabs Zack and makes a mad dash for it, leaving Sephiroth to deal with Genesis*
Genesis: *doesn't notice the sudden decrease in people*
Sephiroth: *gets up and decides that instead of hanging around here, listening to Genesis, he's going to go poke Cloud with a stick...*
Cloud: *manages to free himself but does quite a bit of damage to Zack's desk, but thankfully doesn't burn any of the paperwork and flees before any SOLDIER can find him
Sephiroth: *has found the wreckage of Zack's office and has decided to destroy all evidence of the webcamera and his involvement.*
Reno: So where are we going?
Tseng: Rufus's office, we have guard duty today.... *hits the button on the elevator
Reno: You mean you're actually making me go to work.... but I'm not wearing any pants
Hojo: *happens to be drunk and inside that elevator and wearing a pink, sparkly dress with no underwear* 6
Tseng: *points at Hojo* Do you think Rufus will care if that *Tseng shudders* is in the same room?
Sephiroth: *wanders the halls looking for something to do*
Reno: Point taken.... *winces*
Hojo: *has taken to groping Reno in a drunken manner*
Elena: *uses another elevator*
Reno: *is frozen with shock, fear and disgust...*
Tseng: *discretely electrocutes Hojo with Reno's (stolen) electromag rod
Hojo: *is shocked in his precious part so he goes down and gives them a perfect view of his wrinkly ass*
Reno: *is scarred for life*
Security Team: *are also scarred for life
Tseng: *has learned from years of dealing with Shinra how not to see things he doesn't want to see
Terrorist: *damages the generators and back up generators so it leaves the Turks and Hojo stuck in the elevator*
Reno: *is currently in a fetal position in the corner of the elevator farthest from Hojo, rocking back and forth and muttering
Tseng: *is practicing the art of denial*
Sephiroth: *has somehow found himself on the roof
Cloud: *is using the elevators though not in the way intended and lands on top of the roof of their car* Oof! *pries open the top and peers inside
Kadaj: *is crawling through the vents and somehow finds himself looking at Sephy-pant's ass* >>U What a horrible view. 6
Tseng: *looks up at Cloud and waves*
Sephiroth: *randomly throws an enemy skill materia in Kadaj's direction, aiming for his head.*
Kadaj: *manages to duck by going backwards and hangs off the ledge* 0.o
Cloud: Hello. Do you guys want out of here? I can get you out for a price
Tseng: I can teach you how to block that...*points to Hojo.* from your mind
Cloud: ... I deal with Zack on a daily basis. I've already mastered the art of denial
Tseng: *debates* I'll lend you Reno for a while, he's good for.... *Tries to think of something Reno is good for that isn't sex, burning things, or random insanity.* ... things.
Cloud: ... I want Reno to baby-sit Zack for the day, keep up with him during that time and make sure he stays out of trouble. *wants to take a break but no one seems to be kind enough to baby-sit Zack
Tseng: *Thinks about it for a moment.* Are we sure that we want Reno, who sets things on fire for the hell of it and is nearly always missing an article of clothing, to baby-sit SOLDIER's biggest troublemaker?
Cloud: Riiiiight. How about something to blackmail Sephiroth or Kadaj into baby-sitting Zack
Tseng: *stares at Kadaj for a second, then kicks Reno.* Do you have any blackmail on Sephiroth we can use?
Reno: *is highly disturbed.* I have all the blackmail you need, not that it will help any.... *has yet to realize that Cloud is peeking in.*
Cloud: I want your word as a Turk that you'll make it happen.
Tseng: *shrugs.* Of course. I'll even throw Rude in for free.
Rude: *feels a cold shiver go down his spine*
Cloud: *tosses in one end of the rope down to Tseng
Vincent: *stares at Rude* Why am I even here?
Tseng: *tosses Reno over his shoulder and climbs up the rope.*
Rude: *stares back.* Tseng and Reno were caught up in the elevator explosion, Rufus wanted us to fill in for them.*
Vincent: No, I quit the company a long time ago, more like thirty years to be exact.
Vincent: Or rather more like forced retirement. *is one of the legendary Turks*
Rude: *shrugs* Your name is still in the books.
Vincent: Damn. *whips up a letter of resignation* I formally quit!
Rude: *stares* You do realize that part of handing in your resignation is the nearest Turk placing a bullet through your skull, and if it doesn't happen, then your resignation isn't recognized by Shinra.
Vincent: >>U Been there done that. How do you think I ended up to be Hojo's experiment? *searches through the records* It should state I'm dead though I have no idea why I'm here in the first place.
Rude: *has used up his quota of words for the day and is now regarding Vincent with a blank look.*
Vincent: *pulls up his own file and reads of his status as being deceased* Well that takes of everything. *disappears in a swirl of red*
Rude: *is left alone wherever the hell he is with his imaginary friend.*
Rubber Duck: *explodies*
Rude: *Bursts into tears
Loz: *happens to have several as he was out on a shopping spree and bought several rubber duckies* Squeak! *happens to be passing by Rude*
Rude: *Blinks, wipes away his tears and runs after Loz
Loz: *hears someone running after him* Huh? *happens to have like different version: vacation duckie, Cloud ducky, Sephiroth ducky, Angeal ducky, Zack ducky, gangsta ducky, etc
Rude: *chases after*
Notes:
Chaos: Reno, Rufus, Tseng, Yazoo, Rude, Sephiroth,
Chibi: Loz, Angeal, Genesis, Zack, Cloud, Vincent, Elena, Kadaj, Terrorist, Security team.
Neither Chaos nor Chibi (Chibi Envy Chan on Gaia and FF.N) own anything.
Cloud: *attempts to use his fire materia now that he's conscious to melt the bar on Zack's desk*
Reno: *is cowering in the vents, trying to decide which way to go.*
Zack: *barrels through the vents and plows into the ever slow moving Reno
Reno: *swears up a bluestreak and kicks Zack in the head*
Zack: *has a thick skull so he doesn't notice it but can't really do anything about not running over Reno so leaves him squished due to his speed*
Reno: *Is so glad he always keeps a mastered restore materia on him at all times
Sephiroth: *wonders where in the hell his refrigerator went*
Kadaj: *somehow ends up also in the vents trying to escape fan girls and finds Reno* Move. *pokes him
Zack: *falls out of the vents only to fall on Seph-pants!*
Reno: For the love of... *glares at Kadaj* You move, I was here
Sephiroth: *is both annoyed and amused* Zack.... Just the idiot I was looking for. Did you know Cloud was chained to your desk all night with your webcam on
Zack: *is out cold so he doesn't hear anything Sephy-pants is telling him* @.@ *drools a little*
Sephiroth: *is pinned under Zack and not in a good way so is not very happy with the current situation
BloodyChaos Kadaj: Move your ass or I'm moving it for you. *manages to unsheathe Souba is posed to poke him*
Reno: Fine, I'll move *moves so he's not blocking the middle of the intersection* Happy now, Mr. Grumpy-pants?
Kadaj: *moves out of there so quickly that it sends a gust of wind blowing in Reno's direction* 6
Reno: *has been exceedingly unlucky with gusts of wind so far, and swears profusely as it rips away his pants*
Elena: *has a pair of pants thrown at her face* What the hell? 6
Rude: *stares* ... I believe those are Reno's pants...
Elena: ... Oh goddess! *rips them off her face and throws them at Rude* Now I have to go clean myself. Eww... Nasty. *turns green and flees
Rude: *stares and wanders back down the hall*
Kadaj: *somehow ends up falling through the same hole Zack did and lands on top of him*
Zack: *is still unconscious*
Reno: *Leans over to peer through the hole, somehow manages to knock himself unbalanced and ends up falling through it himself.... still not wearing pants*
Tseng: *just happens to be passing by, stares at the pile of men in various states of sanity and dress.* I.... believe I will pretend I didn't see this
Genesis: *happens to be following behind Tseng* Oooh, group orgie and no one invited me? *pouts*
Angeal: *pushes Genesis away from the group* Not now
Yazoo: *just happens to be in the hallway as well.* Kadaj is going to make Loz cry if he keeps doing naughty things in public.
Reno: I fell last, so why the hell is there a hand on my ass? *struggles to get up and retain his dignity at the same time
Kadaj: Eh, like the hell I care whether or not he cries.
Genesis: *is fighting against Angeal to join the group 'orgie'* But look at them. They're having so much fun! 6
Angeal: Go read Loveless or whatever.
Genesis: *whips out his book and starts quoting Loveless
Yazoo: ... But if Loz cries, he'll destroy all your precious clothing
Sephiroth: *is finding this all very amusing and yet painful and is entertaining himself by groping Reno when the redhead moves to get off of them all
Kadaj: *upon hearing Loveless pushes Reno off and then flees as if his very life depends on it
Zack: *is still out cold so he doesn't know what's going on
Reno: *is scared and confused and is trying to get away but the hand on his ass won't let him*
Tseng: *Remembers that he and Reno are supposed to be guarding Rufus today and grabs the redhead, before running off.*
Sephiroth: *is trapped under a snoozing Zack and is bored again.*
Angeal: *grabs Zack and makes a mad dash for it, leaving Sephiroth to deal with Genesis*
Genesis: *doesn't notice the sudden decrease in people*
Sephiroth: *gets up and decides that instead of hanging around here, listening to Genesis, he's going to go poke Cloud with a stick...*
Cloud: *manages to free himself but does quite a bit of damage to Zack's desk, but thankfully doesn't burn any of the paperwork and flees before any SOLDIER can find him
Sephiroth: *has found the wreckage of Zack's office and has decided to destroy all evidence of the webcamera and his involvement.*
Reno: So where are we going?
Tseng: Rufus's office, we have guard duty today.... *hits the button on the elevator
Reno: You mean you're actually making me go to work.... but I'm not wearing any pants
Hojo: *happens to be drunk and inside that elevator and wearing a pink, sparkly dress with no underwear* 6
Tseng: *points at Hojo* Do you think Rufus will care if that *Tseng shudders* is in the same room?
Sephiroth: *wanders the halls looking for something to do*
Reno: Point taken.... *winces*
Hojo: *has taken to groping Reno in a drunken manner*
Elena: *uses another elevator*
Reno: *is frozen with shock, fear and disgust...*
Tseng: *discretely electrocutes Hojo with Reno's (stolen) electromag rod
Hojo: *is shocked in his precious part so he goes down and gives them a perfect view of his wrinkly ass*
Reno: *is scarred for life*
Security Team: *are also scarred for life
Tseng: *has learned from years of dealing with Shinra how not to see things he doesn't want to see
Terrorist: *damages the generators and back up generators so it leaves the Turks and Hojo stuck in the elevator*
Reno: *is currently in a fetal position in the corner of the elevator farthest from Hojo, rocking back and forth and muttering
Tseng: *is practicing the art of denial*
Sephiroth: *has somehow found himself on the roof
Cloud: *is using the elevators though not in the way intended and lands on top of the roof of their car* Oof! *pries open the top and peers inside
Kadaj: *is crawling through the vents and somehow finds himself looking at Sephy-pant's ass* >>U What a horrible view. 6
Tseng: *looks up at Cloud and waves*
Sephiroth: *randomly throws an enemy skill materia in Kadaj's direction, aiming for his head.*
Kadaj: *manages to duck by going backwards and hangs off the ledge* 0.o
Cloud: Hello. Do you guys want out of here? I can get you out for a price
Tseng: I can teach you how to block that...*points to Hojo.* from your mind
Cloud: ... I deal with Zack on a daily basis. I've already mastered the art of denial
Tseng: *debates* I'll lend you Reno for a while, he's good for.... *Tries to think of something Reno is good for that isn't sex, burning things, or random insanity.* ... things.
Cloud: ... I want Reno to baby-sit Zack for the day, keep up with him during that time and make sure he stays out of trouble. *wants to take a break but no one seems to be kind enough to baby-sit Zack
Tseng: *Thinks about it for a moment.* Are we sure that we want Reno, who sets things on fire for the hell of it and is nearly always missing an article of clothing, to baby-sit SOLDIER's biggest troublemaker?
Cloud: Riiiiight. How about something to blackmail Sephiroth or Kadaj into baby-sitting Zack
Tseng: *stares at Kadaj for a second, then kicks Reno.* Do you have any blackmail on Sephiroth we can use?
Reno: *is highly disturbed.* I have all the blackmail you need, not that it will help any.... *has yet to realize that Cloud is peeking in.*
Cloud: I want your word as a Turk that you'll make it happen.
Tseng: *shrugs.* Of course. I'll even throw Rude in for free.
Rude: *feels a cold shiver go down his spine*
Cloud: *tosses in one end of the rope down to Tseng
Vincent: *stares at Rude* Why am I even here?
Tseng: *tosses Reno over his shoulder and climbs up the rope.*
Rude: *stares back.* Tseng and Reno were caught up in the elevator explosion, Rufus wanted us to fill in for them.*
Vincent: No, I quit the company a long time ago, more like thirty years to be exact.
Vincent: Or rather more like forced retirement. *is one of the legendary Turks*
Rude: *shrugs* Your name is still in the books.
Vincent: Damn. *whips up a letter of resignation* I formally quit!
Rude: *stares* You do realize that part of handing in your resignation is the nearest Turk placing a bullet through your skull, and if it doesn't happen, then your resignation isn't recognized by Shinra.
Vincent: >>U Been there done that. How do you think I ended up to be Hojo's experiment? *searches through the records* It should state I'm dead though I have no idea why I'm here in the first place.
Rude: *has used up his quota of words for the day and is now regarding Vincent with a blank look.*
Vincent: *pulls up his own file and reads of his status as being deceased* Well that takes of everything. *disappears in a swirl of red*
Rude: *is left alone wherever the hell he is with his imaginary friend.*
Rubber Duck: *explodies*
Rude: *Bursts into tears
Loz: *happens to have several as he was out on a shopping spree and bought several rubber duckies* Squeak! *happens to be passing by Rude*
Rude: *Blinks, wipes away his tears and runs after Loz
Loz: *hears someone running after him* Huh? *happens to have like different version: vacation duckie, Cloud ducky, Sephiroth ducky, Angeal ducky, Zack ducky, gangsta ducky, etc
Rude: *chases after*
Notes:
Chaos: Reno, Rufus, Tseng, Yazoo, Rude, Sephiroth,
Chibi: Loz, Angeal, Genesis, Zack, Cloud, Vincent, Elena, Kadaj, Terrorist, Security team.