Our biggest problem is abortion, really.

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To-Do List.

Solve the following problems: rabid political polarization, manufacturing job loss, staggering corporate frauds and bankruptcies, decaying infrastructure, broken health care system, low-functioning educational system, massive government budget deficits and trade imbalances, terrorism, gun crimes, and religious fundamentalism.Fuck

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You didn't add: "drink to forget all of the above problems on the to-do list." But then again, you *are* one of the most clever people I know... use The Force.