Yay.

[alternatejess]

Okay so I finally finished all my assignments (okay I need to print as assignment and it in but...) So as a little reward for myself

From yue_akumaGive me a person or pairing and I will write one sentence (or so) of ten genres for them. The genres are

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[alienashi]

duh. kame. pairing of your choice

[alternatejess]

That was what I said to Mac. Stop copying me.

[alternatejess]

Yosh. I decided to write you Nakame . I hope it's okay? I am not sure why Nakame seems to churn out simple little sentences rather than long emotionally packed Akame-like ones. I wished I could play a bit more with it but somehow, maybe that lack of pretense is what characterise the pairing as well? Possible OOCs, bad sentence structure and just generally lousy sentences. I am not exactly the most proud of this set but it just didn't feel like I could do anything more with it?

Angst: Every time Yuuchi sees Kazuya huddled up in a corner trying to cope with his newest breakup, he wonders why he never takes notice of the one who will never dump him.

AU: “Nakamaru-sensei~ I need help with my problem~” Kazuya asked coyly, eyelashes fluttering and lips curving into a pout; his voice more flirtatious than academically curious.

Crack: Kame decided to draw a portrait of Nakamaru for his birthday; Nakamaru thought Kame was trying to draw a big-nosed human eating monster.

Future fic: On Sunday evenings, Kazuya goes grocery shopping

[bellemelody]

This is sooooo great!!!!!!! Such a different from akame future (´･_･`)

Thank you!!!! Love it!!!!!!

[bellemelody]

AKAME!!!

[alternatejess]

LOL . SURE <3

[alternatejess]

I am sorry it's so angsty. And.. em, comments/ critques anyone? I might post them all after I am done but since I am taking my own sweet time with everything else. And yes you can request more than one I guess. And I am sorry if some of my sentence structure is em.. weird.

Angst: What Jin did not (would never ever) know was that, every time he left, he took a part of Kame’s heart with it until there was nothing but a gaping hole left.

AU: He played the piano while he played the violin and they made the best duets together - even if all they did was to ignore each other most of the time.

Crack:“Just because I like baseball doesn’t mean you have to buy me 200 baseballs for my birthday!”

Future fic: “Your daughter is so cute,” Kame told a blissful Jin when they met on the streets on Shibuya one day - perhaps he did make the right decision back then.

First Time: The first time Jin said I love you was also the first time Kame walked out on him.

Fluff: For Jin’s birthday, Kame baked him a cake ; for Kame’s birthday, Jin wrote

[bellemelody]

You are so mean!!!!!! In the beginning of the day so angsty akame!!!!!! Your future is killing me!!!!! And everything too!!
But I think that's why I like akame so much!!! I love read angsty akame and if I need something different will go to your Nakame!!! And write me Ryokame!!!!!!! XD XD XD thank you very much!!!! I love it!!!!!!!

[elizajet]

Can you do Kame/girl of your choice?

If not....um...Kameda as girls? XD

LOL, or Kame/hair products XD

[alternatejess]

I rarely write het though but I might give it a try :D

KAMEDA AS GIRLS SOUNDS LIKE A COOL CHALLENGE. How did you know that I think Kameda are like lesbians~ You mindreader.

AND omg. Kame/hair products. Omg. /brain breaks

[alternatejess]

Okay I think I was not very sane when I wrote this. Beware of crazy ideas and bad grammar. So don't expect this to be coherent. But it is fun fun fun (thanks so much for the prompt) if you don't take it seriously. But thanks for the prompt anyway <3 And you get two humour lines coz I can't decide which one was better.

Angst: Tatsumi lets her hand run through Kazuko’s hair absentmindedly as she naps on her couch - it’s only during these times that she can be this close to her.

AU: Kazu-kitty crawls over to nudge at Tatsu-kitty to join the rest of the kittens; Tatsu-kitty proceeds to scratch the messenger.

Crack: “I will protect you!” Kazuko said, grabbing a discarded broom like she would grab a baseball bat - Tatsumi proceeded to reduce the rest of the assassins to a pulp without Kazuko’s help.

Future: Tatsumi wants Kazuko to clean up the kitchen for her, Kazuko throws a duster at her to do it herself, they ended up making out in the kitchen (and Kazuko cleaned up the place for her after that).

First Time: The first time

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TATSUMI. KAZUKO. JINNIFER.

Kazuko in leather. Kazuko in Tatsumi's bra. XDDDDDDDDD

<3 Awesomeness.

[yue_akuma]

YOKO/HINA!!!

Or Subaru/Koki. Yup.

[alternatejess]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA YOUR ICON.

DID YOU JUST GO THERE? re: Subaru/Koki. /breaks again.

I am not sure whether I know Yokohina well enough to write.. But I can try? (or take it as an excuse to watch more K8?)

[yue_akuma]

Subaru and Koki have a ~past~ (aka Dream Boys ftw) and are both a bit of the same, and I just LOVE to see them together! :Db

Also, WHO CARES ABOUT KNOWING THEM ENOUGH. Takes them both, add jokes, Yoko teasing Hina, sex, here we are. YOU HAVE IT.

(there are never enough excuses to watch more K8 stuff.)

[alternatejess]

Dream boys is Koki AND Kame AND Subaru. Not I am not implying anything here, of course.

HEY I am not good with jokes /no sense of humour at all. Everytime I try it falls FLAT . Where do I get the gift of humour?

(HAHAHA. Recs? There are quite a fair bit of things to watch by them..)

[paint_asmile]

PiKame? :D

[alternatejess]

HAHAH SURE :D But I am not the freest person around, so it might take some time?

[alternatejess]

This set is kind of simple though - I hope you don't mind? And the crack isn't really cracy -_-.

Angst: Yamapi wondered if Kame would one day show up at his house with a reason other than sex.

AU: "CAP YOUR BOTTLES!" Kame screamed at Pi, whose opened water bottle had toppled over and destroyed the chemical balance of the concoction that Kame was brewing.

Crack: Pi was skyping Jin when Kame came around and, being the forgetful free spirited person he had been, he forgot to turn it off when Kame launched onto him - Jin had free porn that evening.

Future fic: After they left Johnny's, Pi and Kame decided to sell ice cream by the beaches to vacationers who wanted something cool to fight the heat.

First Time: Contrary to popular belief, Kame didn't lose his first kiss to Jin - it was lost to Yamapi at the infamous park - apparently kiss and make up was more than a saying.

Fluff: When Pi got home one night, he found a bowl of still-warm curry sitting on his dining table with a note that said "Otsukare" beside it, complete with a

[wintersdancer]

THE ANGSTTTTTTTTTTTT ♥

I lolled at the crack, I really did.