Patrick Stump (TRU)FAX.

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Foreward: Chuck Norris Facts were originally invented for Patrick Stump. The general consensus opted to change them to Chuck Norris Facts because they all understate Patrick Stump's true powers.(j-i)
Or perhaps it was because Patrick Stump knew that modesty would serve him better in the end, when he took over the world by doing nothing save being

Comments

[elessar]

OH MY GOD LMAO. LMAO. LMAOOOOOOOOOO.

Some of these just made me come so close to fits of giggles in the middle of work. OH GOD.

[xolunchbox]

LMFAO. BRB BOOKMARKING.

[angeliaiba]

LMAO. brilliant. i'd buy the letterbound book. LOL.

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...i was. ;D

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DISCLAIMER: This is/was definitely out of boredom on the ICH posts. This isn't intended to be creepy or weird. Just sit back and laugh.