I found a penny in my bed one day.

[alternatepants]

John Sparks, a willowy ESL Professor in one of the classes I take notes for said, "... And another thing I want to talk about is email," he intoned this in sinister tones for someone with consideration draped around every syllable he utters, "now some of you are familiar with a sort of internet english that you use in emails and well, maybe that's

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[gero_jimbo]

I just thought I'd drop in here and mention how I love to read your journal because of the observations you make about people you see all the time. It's fascinating and fun. ^_^

That aside, I still won't forgive you for (A) trying to kill me and (B) trying to kill me by marketing insulin in 2-liter bottles. :P

The thought of your mom holding guns and pirahnas is an amusing one, despite only having met her in person a couple times. :)

And that thing on the bus was sad. O_O;

sorry, but...

[alternatepants]

There is no room in capitalism for me to consider your health when a cash-cow like "Isul-Fizz" (working title, do you think I should carbonate it? I only ask because you're the expert on ingesting insulin.)is staring me in the face!
Thanks, If I ever think of a story to pursue will you MSpaint the world map up for me?

[suessigkeiten]

i think it's neat how you replaced 'stockings' with 'stalkings.'

intentional or not, i like it.

[alternatepants]

thanks, and, you know it wasn't intentional, but it's really apt considering the girl. "Stockings" just never registers with me. I think it's because my grandma used to talk about "stalking feet" when I woulod wear socks around the house.

[godofrock]

I've never wanted to french-kiss a man so much in life as I do RIGHT NOW. You are a clockwork soldier, Max.

[alternatepants]

No more free feels for you!
...and I was starting to get really worried about that cuckoo bird that kept erupting from my chest every hour on the hour; thanks for clearing that up.