Do I look like Anna Nicole Smith???

[althatjazz]

So I'm innocently sitting on a bench at Runnymede Station, in my uniform, listening to my iPod and reading Dose, I obviously want to be left alone right? This like 80 year old man comes up to me and sits down WAY too close for comfort and starts talking to me

Comments

[lindewen]

that is way too funny laura. wow. and i thought it was creepy when this weird guy shook his ass at me... but your story takes the cake.

[torgirladie]

what is with runnymede station and dirty old men?i had the same thing happen to me kindda but the guy called me beautiful and his name was clarence...he was hot to