True Stories

[altoidfowler]

Hello from beautiful Evanston, Illinois, where I've arrived this fine day. I haven't gotten any real sleep for some time, and I've been spending an awful lot of time in transit. Here's some stuff I wrote down earlier today and last night

Comments

[aranarth16]

I bet the man in the mustache was a Libertarian. The whole, "you leave me alone, I... pour boiling water on you" just fits.

[theresplendence]

oh man, i wish i could come to chi and hang out with y'all. instead i will be here, trying to prevent school from kicking my ass.

[xitsme_itsmex]

that waiter definitely wanted some fowl..and i'm not talking about chicken!

oh shit, that was hilarious. but for real, he was checking you out. "oh, i was just reading his shirt." what the fuck?! weren't there, like, no words even on your shirt? probably the greatest thing ever.

i forgot to ask: you wanna go to a bulls game/juell and erika's birthday bball jam on wednesday? bulls vs. cavs, $16.