Le grand cercle
One year ago today I received the
Dear Jenna Rising,
1. You are special, and you are wonderful. You are also smart (triple threat!).
2. You are in a place where you cannot see me, taste me, or feel me.
3. You are something that is much too good for what I have to offer.
4. You will not have to experience with what I have to offer; (see 2). At least not anytime soon.
5. We are alike in many ways.
I know it is pointless to address these things, as they really do not need to be addressed; everyone already knows, or if they don't, should already know. These are all good things, believe it or not. In my experience (which, admittedly, is not vast), I am not cool. You are. I'd rather not ruin a perfectly good Jenna Lynn Rising.
The End (or is it?)
No, it's not the end. Gotcha. It is 6:23 there, and I'm mad at AIM for coming into my house, bending me over a chair, and fucking me in the asshole until I could not walk. Okay, okay, I suppose it's not that severe, but it still irks me. You're pretty darned smart. Did you know that? Sure! See, you're so smart that you knew that already, didn't you? You so mooky. I am bored. I don't know how long that basement will take. I don't guess it should take longer than it did before, as there is slightly less to shovel. God, I hate shoveling. Grr. Plus, we're starting two hours earlier. Nice, huh? Yeah, thought so.
I think that sometimes I'm too perverted. How well do you really know me? I'm always afraid of pushing the limit too far by saying something that will weird you out, or by talking about one vulgar topic for too long. I mean, I'm not an especially weird person, but I think I'm kind of weird about some things. Bad weird, sleepy head.
Hmm.. I'm starting to smell bad. I have to take a shower before we start, anyhow, so it's alright. However, last time Patricia brought me home, so I just took my clothes off before I got into the Jeep. I doubt that I will be able to do that this time, so maybe I'll take extra clothes. Good idea. You're so smart!!!!
I still have to take the you're pretty dogs out so that they can pee and poo. I should also walk them, but maybe tonight when I get back. Who am I kidding? I'll come straight to this computer and talk to you. I'm so devoted.
Well, I think I'll end this e-mail soon, as I've still got to bathe and stuff. I'll end with a pretty tongued paragraph. I'll bet you've got a pretty tongue ;).
Vous êtes une personne merveilleusement belle, et vous méritez les meilleures choses que la vie pourrait probablement jamais vous offrir, y compris un petit ami fidèle et affectueux. J'espère qu'un jour je pourrai vous rencontrer, et nous peux l'obtenir dessus. (que la dernière partie était une moitié-plaisanterie).
Obtain it above means get it on. Let me try it again.
La montée de Jenna est impressionnante, et elle a un joli visage. Elle est probablement un monstre dans le sac. Et je parierai si elle donne la tête, elle est exquis à celui, aussi. Plus, elle ne s'occupe pas de quand je dis des choses vulgaires, et ce des marques son refroidisseur.
And with vulgar paragraph, that I bid you a fond farewell.
Love, (the regular kind...which is that?)
Darrell le Stinky.
My commentary: it's been a while since i've received anything that made me feel loved or even appreciated. I don't know. A year ago I was more in love with a boy that i've never seen than with anyone else in the entire world-- i don't foresee feeling more for anyone else, ever. The thing is, my feelings for this (not so anonymous anymore) internet boy have not changed any. Not at all. I wish feelings for both parties went unchanged.
i think that i miss the nice things the most. say nice things to me please. come ooon.
Dear Jenna Rising,
1. You are special, and you are wonderful. You are also smart (triple threat!).
2. You are in a place where you cannot see me, taste me, or feel me.
3. You are something that is much too good for what I have to offer.
4. You will not have to experience with what I have to offer; (see 2). At least not anytime soon.
5. We are alike in many ways.
I know it is pointless to address these things, as they really do not need to be addressed; everyone already knows, or if they don't, should already know. These are all good things, believe it or not. In my experience (which, admittedly, is not vast), I am not cool. You are. I'd rather not ruin a perfectly good Jenna Lynn Rising.
The End (or is it?)
No, it's not the end. Gotcha. It is 6:23 there, and I'm mad at AIM for coming into my house, bending me over a chair, and fucking me in the asshole until I could not walk. Okay, okay, I suppose it's not that severe, but it still irks me. You're pretty darned smart. Did you know that? Sure! See, you're so smart that you knew that already, didn't you? You so mooky. I am bored. I don't know how long that basement will take. I don't guess it should take longer than it did before, as there is slightly less to shovel. God, I hate shoveling. Grr. Plus, we're starting two hours earlier. Nice, huh? Yeah, thought so.
I think that sometimes I'm too perverted. How well do you really know me? I'm always afraid of pushing the limit too far by saying something that will weird you out, or by talking about one vulgar topic for too long. I mean, I'm not an especially weird person, but I think I'm kind of weird about some things. Bad weird, sleepy head.
Hmm.. I'm starting to smell bad. I have to take a shower before we start, anyhow, so it's alright. However, last time Patricia brought me home, so I just took my clothes off before I got into the Jeep. I doubt that I will be able to do that this time, so maybe I'll take extra clothes. Good idea. You're so smart!!!!
I still have to take the you're pretty dogs out so that they can pee and poo. I should also walk them, but maybe tonight when I get back. Who am I kidding? I'll come straight to this computer and talk to you. I'm so devoted.
Well, I think I'll end this e-mail soon, as I've still got to bathe and stuff. I'll end with a pretty tongued paragraph. I'll bet you've got a pretty tongue ;).
Vous êtes une personne merveilleusement belle, et vous méritez les meilleures choses que la vie pourrait probablement jamais vous offrir, y compris un petit ami fidèle et affectueux. J'espère qu'un jour je pourrai vous rencontrer, et nous peux l'obtenir dessus. (que la dernière partie était une moitié-plaisanterie).
Obtain it above means get it on. Let me try it again.
La montée de Jenna est impressionnante, et elle a un joli visage. Elle est probablement un monstre dans le sac. Et je parierai si elle donne la tête, elle est exquis à celui, aussi. Plus, elle ne s'occupe pas de quand je dis des choses vulgaires, et ce des marques son refroidisseur.
And with vulgar paragraph, that I bid you a fond farewell.
Love, (the regular kind...which is that?)
Darrell le Stinky.
My commentary: it's been a while since i've received anything that made me feel loved or even appreciated. I don't know. A year ago I was more in love with a boy that i've never seen than with anyone else in the entire world-- i don't foresee feeling more for anyone else, ever. The thing is, my feelings for this (not so anonymous anymore) internet boy have not changed any. Not at all. I wish feelings for both parties went unchanged.
i think that i miss the nice things the most. say nice things to me please. come ooon.