Thomas, You Pigfucker! Hee! :P

[alvastarr]

alvastarr's LJ stalker is grabbingsand!grabbingsand is stalking you because they have nothing better to do with their time. They are also in jail for murder!

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I would imagine that other than being someone's bitch, you probably don't have much else to do in there. Might I suggest that you steal a plastic spork from

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[grabbingsand]

Who knew? Actually, it's the latest and greatest thing. I call it Low Impact Stalking or Stalking-by-Proxy. I just hire this fellow named Cleobus to do my stalking for me and he reports back on a bi-weekly basis. The best part is that Cleobus doesn't ask for cash, just for the dust bunnies that collect under my bunk. How perfect is that? Of course, I'm not sure how he actually does any stalking at all, since he lives down in Cell Block 32. Hmm. Oh, well. Best not to think of such things, eh? And besides, his descriptions seem remarkably accurate... you know, like the time he saw you at the North Poughkeepsie Tent Revival, receiving the sacrament and confessing your sins to Jimmy Hoffa...

(Anywho. Send me an email or zap me an IM. Both are accurate on my profile. Coffee would be lovely.)

That explains the twitching...

[deepshiite]

deepshiite's LJ stalker is alvastarr!alvastarr is stalking you because you got better results for the 'acronym' thing than them. They are also slowly poisoning you!

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[carahkristel]

Hello, I recently friended you to this journal because you added my other one (killjoysdesire) that I rarely use any more. Anyway, thought I'd say hi.

Hello

[13th_taxidermy]

I take it you have added me from seeing my posts in Roman's journal?

[fuckbrianfuck]

one time i ate sand