01. Your middle name, or explain your chosen name: It's a colour. Also a character in Rocky Horror Picture Show. But it's just a colour. Nothing more sinister than that. I coulda been Mauve, so I'll go ahead and not complain.
02. Mental age: 17
03. Single or taken: I am indeed a single individual, whole all by myself. But yeah, I'm totally married.
04. Favourite book: Undoubtedly an Agatha Raisin mystery. IDEK.
05. Favourite song or album: Unfair question, since the favourite artist would be Danny Elfman. How can you pick ONE song? Or ONE album? I'll just say Good For Your Soul for today. It'll change tomorrow.
06. What do you believe is your calling in life? music and entertainment.
07. What's your worst recurring nightmare/biggest fear? I rarely sleep, but when I do, I will always have a dream in which I am killed either by being shot or stabbed. If you wanna get into phobias, we'll need a little more time. Spiders is at the top of the list, as is heights.
But then, I'm also terrified of chalk and malls and dogs and figs and the post office. My biggest fear? That those I love will join the rest of the crowd and not love me back.
08. Faith, has you any? And if so, what, and if not, why not?: I'm Church of England. I find myself quite a religious person, but I'm not an idiot. I grew up in the church, and my father is a priest, and he is also what you'd call a rocket scientist. He's no dummy either. I was raised to question what I did not understand and not simply accept it as the gospel truth, no pun intended. Science pokes a lot of holes in traditional biblical beliefs, until you sit down and really understand why the Bible was written the way it was. Evolution v creationism, for example. Science has clear proof of evolution. Do I believe God created the world? Of course I do. And I believe He used evolution to do it. I don't feel a need to convert anyone, I don't feel a need to jam my beliefs down anyone's throat. My faith is my own, and yours belongs to you. I don't need to make you believe in mine. But do not ever question my intelligence based on the fact that I am a Christian. I understand science. I understand God. The two are not mutually exclusive.
09. Do we know each other outside of LJ? Do we want to? Depends on who's asking.
10. What's your philosophy on life? If you're bored, then you're boring.
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty? It's a bad bartender.
12. Would you tell me something painful if it was in my best interest? It's possible, depending on circumstances.
13. What is your favourite memory of us? I don't know who Us consists of.
14. What is your favourite guilty pleasure? I rarely feel guilty about pleasure.
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: I surfed with Freddie Krueger for a number of years? IDEK.
16. You can have three wishes what are they? I want to be healthy again, an unlimited amount of money, and my children to be successful in whatever they choose to do in life. And one of those I'd probably switch out with having unlimited access to Danny Elfman.
17. What is your favourite food? Pepernoten
18. Which country is your spiritual home? england
19. What is your big weakness? Music
20. Do you think I'm a good person? .... sure?
21. What was your best/favourite subject at school? Psychology
22. Describe your accent: Muddled
23. If you could change anything about me, would you? WHO ARE YOU?
24. What do you wear to sleep? a variety of jimjams
25. Gender identity? I'm so girlie it's ridiculous
26. Affectionate/sexual orientation? I refuse to be classified or labeled. Just call me a sexual zombie. I'm hugely turned on by brains.
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? I still don't know who is asking, but I'm just gonna take a shot in the dark and say that I'd take you to a Boingo concert.
28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you? WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? I WANT TO KNOW.