The Fantastic Trees - - - - - An unexpected power???

[alvin_stomack]

November 5th...

""Salutations!" I greeted the Christmas Island Fantastic Trees.

"See?" Franklin Goy said. "I told you he was back."

"Well, we don't want him back!" Sixth Goalie Nikki Vein stated firmly.

"Yeah!" her cousin Paul Artery affirmed. "Ever since King Burger took over coaching, the Fantastic Trees have been kicka**!"

Comments

[boron]

Hi

I saw you had me listed as a friend and I figured you must be someone I know/knew and added you to my friends list.

Your posts are great, I really enjoy reading them even if they are lengthy it's quite entertaining. One question though...

Who are you?

[boron]

As you now know, gentle tadling, I am the famous mentor and melodious friend of Christmas Island: Alvin Stomack. I appear when needed and recite poetry on demand. I cook for the masses and share anecdotes for a price (your smile). We must have met in this life or the next, though the precise origin of our acquaintanceship eludes me now, eschews my understanding most evasively; but I'll have you know you are always welcome to soy cream pizza on my back forty at any hour of the day (or night!). Thank you for reading my thoughtful poems, narratives, and delicious recipes. Truly you will reach enlightment through the body-transending actions required for the transition from FLAT-EARTH-TO-PLANET-AWESOME through mindsphere technology™ courtesy of your filosopher-phriend A.S. Hoopity Hoop!

[alvin_stomack]

As you now know, gentle tadling, I am the famous mentor and melodious friend of Christmas Island: Alvin Stomack. I appear when needed and recite poetry on demand. I cook for the masses and share anecdotes for a price (your smile). We must have met in this life or the next, though the precise origin of our acquaintanceship eludes me now, eschews my understanding most evasively; but I'll have you know you are always welcome to soy cream pizza on my back forty at any hour of the day (or night!). Thank you for reading my thoughtful poems, narratives, and delicious recipes. Truly you will reach enlightment through the body-transending actions required for the transition from FLAT-EARTH-TO-PLANET-AWESOME through mindsphere technology™ courtesy of your filosopher-phriend A.S. Hoopity Hoop!