Jai Alai Challenge!

[alvin_stomack]

November 6th...

The massive murder of chinchilli charged down the path to my back-forty and back deck, merf!ing and kak!ing all the way, hissing and spitting and hopping and sneezing. Many of the suitors ran at first site at this furry mob (not taking the time to denude themselves of my rightfully owned color-tuxedos, alas). The toughs that

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[boron]

"then Two-Headed Wanda floored Johnny Crapp and ran up Donny Stinson's spine as though his vertebrae were steps in a stairwell to Planet Awesome"

Hahaha, who are you?!