Toby's Voicemail

[always_damp]

"Hey, you've got Toby, I'm just not here. But I'll totally call you back when I get this. Unless this is Kevin and you're being a douche because if so we're not talking and don't leave a message because I'm not listening."

There was a long pause.

"But everyone else can um, leave a message after the tone."

*BEEP*

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Phone Hijinks

[mauledbyabear]

[ From here]

"WHAT DID I DO? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WITH APPLES. YOU KNOW I CAN'T HAVE THEM.

...Be my friend again. Please?"

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