Toby's Voicemail

[always_damp]

"Hey, you've got Toby, I'm just not here. But I'll totally call you back when I get this. Unless this is Kevin and you're being a douche because if so we're not talking and don't leave a message because I'm not listening."

There was a long pause.

"But everyone else can um, leave a message after the tone."

*BEEP*

[Funtime Disclaimer: In

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[sith_happened]

[From here]

"I DON'T CARE HOW HOT I AM EITHER! STAR'S END, PEOPLE, LEARN TO DIAL."

Anakin was having a long day.

[always_damp]

Toby couldn't bring himself to reply. He burst into tears and went to find a tub of ice cream.