Fanfic: Birkhoff's Ten Rules for Living with Spies

[always_a_queen]

Birkhoff’s Ten Rules for Living with Spies

First of all: never play a first-person shooter at 3:00 AM with the volume all the way up, unless you want one grumpy, half-asleep Michael riddling your flat screen with bullet holes.

Second, for the love of everything precious and dear (read: Shadownet), hide the twelve thousand dollar Zephyr’s Kiss.

Comments

[misscam]

Cute! The last few point was very heartwarming too (plus, sixth? Hell yeah!)and this felt like something Birkhoff would sign off on. And yeah, he totally deserves some love.

[always_a_queen]

Thanks! Glad you enjoyed. :)

plus, sixth? Hell yeah!

I kept asking myself, "What would annoy Birkhoff the most?" I concluded that the answer was knowing Michael and Nikita were having glad-you're-alive-sex just down the hall.

[ivory_and_irony]

I like it!
It made me smile :)

[always_a_queen]

Thanks! Glad to hear it. :)

[peripety]

Awww, so nice! And also perfectly well-timed as I am so with you on needing some Birkhoff love after the harrowing events of the last episode. I kept yelling at the tv, No, not Birkhoff!!!

[always_a_queen]

Thanks!

I was sitting on my couch whimpering when Amanda smashed his hand with a hammer. I kept wishing I could I reach through my TV and hug Seymour. Huge kudos to Aaron Stanford for his acting during that episode.

[angel_2606]

okay, so I read this without having seen the episode (I'm still totally gonna watch it, LOL!), but this is too cute! this definitely hits me as something that Birkhoff would have written, with probably some other tips thrown in too. :) more please!

[always_a_queen]

*cringe* Hope I didn't spoil anything for ya.

Glad to hear that it's in character though. :)

I'm actually considering making a series of Birkhoff's 'rules'. We'll see if the muse complies.

[musing_mia]

Cute. I liked it.

Poor Birkhoff, but now he knows how much they care.

[always_a_queen]

Thanks! Glad you enjoyed. :)