[The feed switched on to Gamzee's PCD, after a few moments of static and fumbling around that is. His face slowly came into focus. Gray skin, jaundice looking eyes and what seemed to be clown grease make up. His bushy looking hair obscured the image for a while, as he bent down to pick something up from the floor. It was while raising his head
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Hey, I recognize that motherfucking text. Aw shit, gimme a second, let me get my investigate on.
[Fumbling with the PCD, turning the video on and off a few times before he worked out where the text function was.]
HeY sIs :o)
wHeRe AlL aRe YoU uP aNd At?
ThErE aRe SoMe SeRiOuSlY lEgIt MiRaClEs GoInG dOwN oVeR hErE
hOnK HoNk
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[... oh yeah, there was that thing people told her about him going crazy when he gets sober, wasn't there]
So do you need sopor slime or what. If you do, I'm going to 8e incredi8ly generous and offer you some! You'll pro8a8ly owe me 8ig-time.
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I aInT eVeR sEeN tHaT sHiT hApPeN bEfOrE :oD
[Wait, hold up, was Vriska offering to bake a pie with him? Sweet. ]
HoNk hOnK
ShIt SiS
It WoUld Be So MoThErFuCkInG wIcKeD tO gEt My BaKe On WiTh YoU
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i, uHH, wAS HOPING THAT MAYBE, i WOULD GET TO SEE YOU AGAIN,
aRE YOU, OKAY,
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HeY hEy TaVrOs
DiD yOu AlL uP aNd FaLl oUt Of My MoDuS tOo?
MaN tOdAy Is So FuLl Of MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLeS
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i'VE BEEN HERE, fOR A FEW HUMAN EARTH MONTHS NOW,
nEPETA, aND EQUIUS ARE HERE,
aND, uHHH,
vRISKA TOO,
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WhErE tHe MoThErFuCk Is HeRe :o|
I mEaN, iTs NoT lIkE iM wOrRiEd oR nOtHiNg
Im PrObAbLy WhErE eVeR tHe MoThErFuCk Im SuPpOsE tO bE
AnD iF iM nOt, WeLl ThAtS cOoL tOo BrO
hOnK HoNk
YeA, I aLrEaDy GoT a PeStEr FrOm VrIsKa
ItS sO mOtHeRfUcKiNg SwEeT yOu AlL tUrNiNg uP lIkE tHaT
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That made absolutely no sense.
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You're telling me! I ain't even seen shit like that go down before.
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[He'd probably be sorry if he realized that he's not making much sense. But Gamzee is happy to just let unexplained things happen, so long as they don't hurt no on.]
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D --> Where are you
D --> This place can be dangerous
D --> Not
D --> To imply you cannot e%actly handle yourself
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AwW yEa :o)
hOnK HoNk
SuP eQuIuS, mY bRoNy
MaN, iF i KnEw WhErE i WaS, iT wOuLd Be A mIrAcLe
BuT i dOnT, bUt Im CoOl WiTh It
WhAtS alL tHiS aBoUt DaNgEr BrO
iTs JusT mE oUt HeRe AlOne
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D --> I will entertain your 100dicrous shenaniganry later
D --> I think I have an idea where you are
D --> I saw Vriska's
D --> Display
D --> I will be by shortly
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AlRiGhT RiGhT MoThErFuCkEr i hEaR YoU
wE CaN GeT OuR ChIlL On tOgEtHeR LaTeR BrO, iTs cOoL
I ThOuGhT I WaS In tHe vAiL, bUt i gUeSs mOtHeRfUcKiNg nOt
UhUhUhUhUhU YoU SaW ThAt
WaIt bRo
YoUr nOt gOiNg uP AnD BrInG YoUr bUcKeT WiTh yOu tOo aRe yOu
I DoNt kNoW If i cOuLd mOtHeRfUcKiNg hAnDlE ThAt sHiT
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...so that settles it, she has to make sure that what happened back there never happens again, for everyone's sake. At least she sees Vriska is on top of supplying him with slime. And is busy ignoring that receptacle.]
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:o) hOnK HoNk
WhErE aRe YoU aLl Up AnD hIdiNg At SiS
iMa TiCkLe Ya If I fInd YoU
[Yea, the last thing Gamzee remembers was attempting to troll a certain Dave Strider... He's not exactly at breaking point, but he's already having some conflicting feelings. Its probably better for everytroll to keep him stoned like this.]
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:33 < *ac purrrrs in welcome at tc!*
:33 < no no im not going to tell you you have to find me on your own!
:33 < but you wont beclaws im the bestest at hiding XPP
[here Gamzee have a nice big ablution trap full of sopor to swim in...]
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