001 HoNk [Accidental Video]

Nov 29, 2011 20:01

[The feed switched on to Gamzee's PCD, after a few moments of static and fumbling around that is. His face slowly came into focus. Gray skin, jaundice looking eyes and what seemed to be clown grease make up. His bushy looking hair obscured the image for a while, as he bent down to pick something up from the floor. It was while raising his head ( Read more... )

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[text] eightshoutpoles November 29 2011, 20:55:23 UTC
Wow, Nepeta sure did call it!

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[Video → Text] always_both_me November 29 2011, 21:05:09 UTC
[Gamzee stares text appeared on the screen.]

Hey, I recognize that motherfucking text. Aw shit, gimme a second, let me get my investigate on.

[Fumbling with the PCD, turning the video on and off a few times before he worked out where the text function was.]

HeY sIs :o)
wHeRe AlL aRe YoU uP aNd At?
ThErE aRe SoMe SeRiOuSlY lEgIt MiRaClEs GoInG dOwN oVeR hErE
hOnK HoNk

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[Text] eightshoutpoles November 29 2011, 21:23:19 UTC
Oh man, Gamzee going on and on a8out miracles? Stop the fucking presses!!!!!!!!

[... oh yeah, there was that thing people told her about him going crazy when he gets sober, wasn't there]

So do you need sopor slime or what. If you do, I'm going to 8e incredi8ly generous and offer you some! You'll pro8a8ly owe me 8ig-time.

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[Text] always_both_me November 29 2011, 21:47:47 UTC
AwE mAn, DiD yOu AlL uP aNd WiTnEsS tHaT mIrAcLe ToO
I aInT eVeR sEeN tHaT sHiT hApPeN bEfOrE :oD

[Wait, hold up, was Vriska offering to bake a pie with him? Sweet. ]

HoNk hOnK
ShIt SiS
It WoUld Be So MoThErFuCkInG wIcKeD tO gEt My BaKe On WiTh YoU

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selfconfidented November 29 2011, 22:30:51 UTC
oH, wOW, gAMZEE,
i, uHH, wAS HOPING THAT MAYBE, i WOULD GET TO SEE YOU AGAIN,
aRE YOU, OKAY,

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always_both_me November 29 2011, 22:36:22 UTC
HoNk hOnK :o)
HeY hEy TaVrOs
DiD yOu AlL uP aNd FaLl oUt Of My MoDuS tOo?
MaN tOdAy Is So FuLl Of MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLeS

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selfconfidented November 30 2011, 08:51:55 UTC
uHH, nO ACTUALLY,
i'VE BEEN HERE, fOR A FEW HUMAN EARTH MONTHS NOW,
nEPETA, aND EQUIUS ARE HERE,
aND, uHHH,
vRISKA TOO,

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always_both_me November 30 2011, 21:16:49 UTC
HeRe
WhErE tHe MoThErFuCk Is HeRe :o|
I mEaN, iTs NoT lIkE iM wOrRiEd oR nOtHiNg
Im PrObAbLy WhErE eVeR tHe MoThErFuCk Im SuPpOsE tO bE
AnD iF iM nOt, WeLl ThAtS cOoL tOo BrO
hOnK HoNk

YeA, I aLrEaDy GoT a PeStEr FrOm VrIsKa
ItS sO mOtHeRfUcKiNg SwEeT yOu AlL tUrNiNg uP lIkE tHaT

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verlorenscasket November 30 2011, 05:57:32 UTC
[He lets out a low whistle.]

That made absolutely no sense.

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always_both_me November 30 2011, 21:19:57 UTC
[It was the whistle that got Gamzee's attention.]

You're telling me! I ain't even seen shit like that go down before.

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verlorenscasket December 1 2011, 08:59:47 UTC
Yeah, neither have I. Mind explaining it to me?

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always_both_me December 2 2011, 12:46:34 UTC
Explaining what? How my miracle modus all up and got broken? Man, have you no faith? A brother can't just go around trying to motherfucking explain miracles, a motherfucking miracle is a miracle for a reason.

[He'd probably be sorry if he realized that he's not making much sense. But Gamzee is happy to just let unexplained things happen, so long as they don't hurt no on.]

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[Text] equinerotica November 30 2011, 16:37:10 UTC
D --> Gamzee
D --> Where are you
D --> This place can be dangerous
D --> Not
D --> To imply you cannot e%actly handle yourself

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[Text] always_both_me November 30 2011, 21:25:18 UTC
Is ThAt SoMe MoThErFuCkInG sTrOnG tExT iM aLl Up AnD sEeInG
AwW yEa :o)
hOnK HoNk

SuP eQuIuS, mY bRoNy
MaN, iF i KnEw WhErE i WaS, iT wOuLd Be A mIrAcLe
BuT i dOnT, bUt Im CoOl WiTh It

WhAtS alL tHiS aBoUt DaNgEr BrO
iTs JusT mE oUt HeRe AlOne

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[Text] equinerotica December 1 2011, 15:10:05 UTC
D --> Now is not the time Gamzee
D --> I will entertain your 100dicrous shenaniganry later
D --> I think I have an idea where you are
D --> I saw Vriska's

D --> Display
D --> I will be by shortly

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[Text] always_both_me December 2 2011, 12:50:34 UTC
NoT ThE TiMe fOr wHaT BrO
AlRiGhT RiGhT MoThErFuCkEr i hEaR YoU
wE CaN GeT OuR ChIlL On tOgEtHeR LaTeR BrO, iTs cOoL
I ThOuGhT I WaS In tHe vAiL, bUt i gUeSs mOtHeRfUcKiNg nOt

UhUhUhUhUhU YoU SaW ThAt

WaIt bRo
YoUr nOt gOiNg uP AnD BrInG YoUr bUcKeT WiTh yOu tOo aRe yOu
I DoNt kNoW If i cOuLd mOtHeRfUcKiNg hAnDlE ThAt sHiT

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1/2 bestestfurrend November 30 2011, 20:11:50 UTC
[Oh gog, ALL THE FEELINGS, the last time she saw him he was busy killing her moirail in front of her. But now he seems like the old Gamzee she knew and liked, and she knows how this place likes messing with time...

...so that settles it, she has to make sure that what happened back there never happens again, for everyone's sake. At least she sees Vriska is on top of supplying him with slime. And is busy ignoring that receptacle.]

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bestestfurrend November 30 2011, 20:12:38 UTC
:33 < gamz33 gamz33 hi!

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always_both_me November 30 2011, 21:30:03 UTC
HeY hEy NePeTa, My FeLiNe FrIeNd
:o) hOnK HoNk

WhErE aRe YoU aLl Up AnD hIdiNg At SiS
iMa TiCkLe Ya If I fInd YoU

[Yea, the last thing Gamzee remembers was attempting to troll a certain Dave Strider... He's not exactly at breaking point, but he's already having some conflicting feelings. Its probably better for everytroll to keep him stoned like this.]

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bestestfurrend November 30 2011, 21:39:59 UTC
:33 < h33h33 hi!
:33 < *ac purrrrs in welcome at tc!*

:33 < no no im not going to tell you you have to find me on your own!
:33 < but you wont beclaws im the bestest at hiding XPP

[here Gamzee have a nice big ablution trap full of sopor to swim in...]

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