Comments | always_changing: I really want to laugh

always_changing

I really want to laugh

Oct 12, 2004 16:13

Hey you reading this,

tell me a joke!

<3

Comments 39

blissfuldreamer October 12 2004, 13:25:59 UTC

this guy goes into a bar. he's the only one in there besides the bartender. so he sits down and orders his drink as the bartender walks away. all of a sudden he hears "psst, hey nice shirt!" he looks around and sees no one there. so he ignores it...but a few minutes later he again hears "psst...nice tie!" and again no one else is in the bar. so he calls the bartender over and asks him, hey are you talking to me? he says no, why? so the guy says...well i heard someone say to me psst, hey nice shirt, nice tie...and theres no one else in the bar. the bartender simply says "oh! thats the peanuts...they're complimentary!" =)

always_changing October 12 2004, 17:03:52 UTC

I have never heard anything like that, (well, besides the "bar" part!)

oh_nicole October 12 2004, 14:10:24 UTC

whats fish without "eye"?

"FSHHHHHHHHHH"

always_changing October 13 2004, 08:31:24 UTC

This could apply to everything, especially..

"what's nicole without an "eye"?

NCOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

anniesaysrelax October 12 2004, 14:36:06 UTC

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, the buddhist ducks!

always_changing October 13 2004, 08:31:47 UTC

Hahaha like the three men one.

Hmm crazy_james October 12 2004, 15:03:46 UTC

What is the difference between sand and menstral blood?

Answer: YOU CANT GARGEL SAND!!!!!!!!!

Re: Hmm always_changing October 13 2004, 08:32:05 UTC

really, really gross.

who are you?

Re: Hmm crazy_james October 16 2004, 08:59:52 UTC

I am james but people tend to call me crazy james....

Re: Hmm always_changing October 16 2004, 22:35:36 UTC

james "I am going to take my motorcycle around the world for ten years" james?

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osamabenaffleck October 12 2004, 15:05:56 UTC

two penguins in a bathtub. one looks to the other and says "hey can you pass the soap". to which the other says "what do i look like? a typewriter?"

always_changing October 13 2004, 08:32:50 UTC

okay, please tell me this isn't suppose to make sense.

because I will then proceed to feel better about myself and my intelligence.