001. Accidental Voice Post

Aug 22, 2009 21:54

[When the device clicks on, a thud and some loud rustling is heard, followed by some rather creative cursing.]

Could have sworn that was the first time I'd apparated in mid-air. Bloody git Snivelly couldn't have cursed my wand while I wasn't looking, could he? Because whatever happened, it obviously wasn't due to my lack of talent, and Godric forbid ( Read more... )

my mother is a dingy tapestry, mother of merlin what the balls, better watch out for sport hunters james, can fry eggs on snivelly's greasy face, i am a perfectly modest person honest

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voice; ideating August 22 2009, 14:40:30 UTC
You are in Nuadoria.

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voice; 1/3 always_sayfleas August 22 2009, 15:04:52 UTC
[wat]

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voice; always_sayfleas August 22 2009, 15:06:26 UTC
[lakjdj disembodied voice hi-

owait what's that thing beside him]

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voice; always_sayfleas August 22 2009, 15:16:34 UTC
[There's some shuffling noises as he picks it up, followed by a few tapping sounds. Hmm. Looks like a muggle device.]

[mumbled] What is it with this thing...?

[Then he clears his throat, and says in a louder voice:]

Sorry, I didn't quite catch that?

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[voice] - sorry, had to XD dasupporter August 22 2009, 15:57:19 UTC
[ She sounds as though she's trying to figure something out, or prod him into giving her the answer she's looking for at least. ]

Prongs...?

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[voice] - s'all cool! 8)b always_sayfleas August 22 2009, 16:11:09 UTC
[oh what another voice this muggle device is definitely something]

Why hallo, uninformed one, it is most definitely Prongs, a.k.a. Seeker of the Gryffindor team, a.k.a. James Potter, a.k.a. he had better cut this bloody joke out right now if he still fancies his nose in the same spot come morning.

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[voice] - 8D awesome dasupporter August 22 2009, 16:12:57 UTC
[ She sighs heavily and decides to just go for it. Why yes she DOES still think he's older than she is! ]

I knew it. Sirius, I don't know much about this place, either, but come on, stop joking around. James isn't here.

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[voice] always_sayfleas August 22 2009, 16:18:36 UTC
Alright, I get it. Did James put you up for this?

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voice → 1/2. turnedhisback August 22 2009, 16:26:27 UTC
[ HAVE A LONG SILENCE. ]

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voice. turnedhisback August 22 2009, 16:27:09 UTC
Merlin's tits, and I thought I was rid of you here.

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voice. always_sayfleas August 22 2009, 16:34:14 UTC
voice. always_sayfleas August 22 2009, 16:36:16 UTC
Why yes absolutely lovely hearing your voice again, dearest brother of mine. Did mum send me some hugs and kisses?

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voice tridented August 22 2009, 17:23:23 UTC
Any oxymoron at its best.

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voice always_sayfleas August 22 2009, 17:33:09 UTC
Oh so you're the cryptic and obtuse type, aren't you?

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voice tridented August 22 2009, 18:20:42 UTC
Would the cryptic and obtuse type answer that question?

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voice always_sayfleas August 23 2009, 02:55:23 UTC
You got a point, mate. So what's your story?

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[voice] gangsthesedays August 22 2009, 20:42:28 UTC
What?

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[voice] always_sayfleas August 23 2009, 03:04:13 UTC
Hallo, random chap speaking through this odd muggle device. I've actually been looking for my best friend, who is Prongs or James or that bloody git Potter depending on your level of fondness for him, but everyone I've spoken too since I've Apparated here seems to have gone completely mental, including my dear brother Regulus.

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[voice] gangsthesedays August 23 2009, 04:09:39 UTC
............Think you should maybe sit down.

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[voice] always_sayfleas August 23 2009, 05:45:39 UTC
Thanks mate, but I'd best take a walk about to keep me on my toes. Heard it's a rather good exercise for the lungs, too.

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