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always_thewoman

008 // IRONIC USERNAME IS IRONIC

Feb 25, 2010 22:33

Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?

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ooc: Oh God, CYCLOPS - Kurt will be all 8O theoriginalbamf February 26 2010, 03:35:19 UTC

Irene will be all GAH. BLUE CREATURE. rofl. always_thewoman February 26 2010, 03:43:41 UTC

captain_jtkirk February 26 2010, 03:35:55 UTC

Yum.

always_thewoman February 26 2010, 03:45:59 UTC

James. This is unseemly, really. This is just - oh, dear.

And good Lord, is it uncomfortable. How do you people manage with all this - well, you know. Stuff. Around.

captain_jtkirk February 26 2010, 03:48:23 UTC

Generally we take it out and stick in wet, dark places.

always_thewoman February 26 2010, 04:00:22 UTC

[The thought that this change could have sexual perks did not occur to Irene. Because she's Victorian, and freaked out]

I - oh.

... this is absolutely mad.

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What a coincidence, this journal name is JUST RIGHT. painhumbles February 26 2010, 03:36:10 UTC

Join the club, princess.

...Not the most apt nickname, anymore, huh?

SUCK IT GOLDILOCKS always_thewoman February 26 2010, 03:48:27 UTC

[Although she initially tries to stifle it, Irene is cracking up]

Gabriel, you - hah! [She continues to snicker for another moment or so]

Well. I feel rather better.

[SWITCHING TO VIDEO- SEE THIS FACE, IRENE? IT DOES NOT CARE] painhumbles February 26 2010, 03:51:39 UTC

What? You don't think I'm a shoe-in for Homecoming Court? [EYELASH FLUTTER]

always_thewoman February 26 2010, 03:56:57 UTC

Oh, you're a very pretty girl, dear. Now, be careful of those boys, you know they only want one thing.

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soundof_drums February 26 2010, 03:36:15 UTC

Come now, my dear, you're very handsome.

always_thewoman February 26 2010, 03:50:24 UTC

I'd rather be beautiful, if it's all the same.

So, this thing - it's everyone? It's not just me, right?

soundof_drums February 26 2010, 03:52:23 UTC

Yes, well, beauty certainly has its perks...

Some. Others, such as myself, have been fortunate not to have been affected at all.

always_thewoman February 26 2010, 04:02:50 UTC

It does indeed; more than you could imagine, I should think.

Well, that certainly is lucky. You've been given the dubious privilege of watching the entire Barge run about, discombobulated and oversexed. What a fortunate happenstance.

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[There needs to be a Devil Wears Prada genderswap group] cantrunfromme February 26 2010, 03:36:20 UTC

I can remove it if it's getting in your way.

OOOOH She's gonna regret this in the morning. always_thewoman February 26 2010, 03:52:26 UTC

I rather like having all my parts, thank you very much.

You enjoy your shriveled, barren womb. I'm sure it will serve you well.