013 // Video - late Friday night

[always_thewoman]

[Have a very disheveled Irene - she's definitely the worse for wear, with a bit of a sunburn and visible bug bites and a scratch or two on her neck. She's streaked pretty liberally with grime, what's visible of her clothes looks destroyed and her hair is a limp mess peppered with of bits of twigs and leaves. She looks, in short, like a woman who's

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Dear Oz.

It's a hairmergency.

[Video] ROFLCOPTER. Most incongruous pair ever. It makes me happy.

[always_thewoman]

It - what?

[Irene is baffled by you, you sparkly, shiny creature, but she's attempting to regain her composure, so she replies] You could call it that. [She bats at her hair idly. It's pretty ruined, so she's not too worried at this point]

I believe a long, hot bath is in order, at any rate.

[Video] These are all trufax.

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Absolutively.

[Glinda has disappeared for the briefest of moments, Irene may be able to see in the corner of her screen the flick of a perfectly pressed taffeta skirt shuffling around as Glinda appraises an all manner of bottles of varying sizes and colours]

Would you say-- [She calls from off camera her voice distant yet helpful] the flora to which you were exposed would have been more beechlike or elmswoodish?

[always_thewoman]

One would hope. On the other hand, one would hope that one's warden would not subject his inmate to cruel and unnatural torment, and that does not seem to be the case, so.

[wandthief]

The great outdoors? Wherever have you been?

[always_thewoman]

The Closed Ecological System.

It was... an experience. Have you been?

[wandthief]

No, I have not. I must ask Hix about it.

[always_thewoman]

I assure you, Herr Grindelwald, it is a place to be avoided rather than sought-out.

[beam_me]

Wow, lassie. Can I get y'anythin'? I make a mean haggis. S'pose I could find my way into the kitchen if y'like haggis.

irene: oh god my soul i lost it in the woods :c

[always_thewoman]

[She just stares at the screen, expressionless]

What is 'haggis'?

[rudolphofvamps]

I got Cheezits.. round here somewhere. Other than that s'just blood an' booze. [shakes his head, leaning closer to the screen]

[Private]

Have you talked to Brian since you went hiking, or can I just assume you've been incommunicado. [really doesn't want to drag her into this anyway]

[always_thewoman]

[She cocks her head to the side and speaks the word slowly, turning it over in her mouth.] 'Cheezits'? That does not sound like something I'd enjoy consuming. I'll take you up on the nightcap some other time, though? I need to [she gestures wordlessly to her state of uncleanliness]

[Private]

I haven't spoken with him, no. [She's not dumb, she knows something must be up if he's changed filters. She turns her head slightly to the side, looking suspicious] Why? Has something happened to him?

[rudolphofvamps]

Yeah, 'course. Whenever you want, yeah?

[Private]

Nah, he's fine, luv. No worries.

I miss Brian ;_;

[always_thewoman]

[She narrows her eyes at him suspiciously, then decides to let it slide for the time being.]