seventh ♘ voice

[alwaysreturned]

If you're wanting to eat them without drying and sorts, s'best to put the apples some place cold. They're already ripe, but they go bad quicker if you leave them out in the open bit more than half if warm.

[He cleared his throat.] And save the seeds, course. [Another clearing of his throat.]

Er.  It's maddening sitting about without much to do. '

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voice; because i want to tag this before bed.

[apocalypsey]

I don't really do the sportiness thing organized-style but if you're into like... Weapons and sparring or something - Hey, maybe fight club? Only without all the scary bloodshed and culty rules. Or - or something less bad-eighties-movie.

voice; young lady i will whack you

[alwaysreturned]

Who said it was going to be organized? [What are some of these words you are saying even mean, Buffy. Sarcasm, it's there.] S'much fun as getting cut up sounds it's not really what I' going for here.

voice;

[apocalypsey]

Y'know. Like... Team sports? [ B| ] Soccer, football, basketball, that kinda stuff.

Cut up? Who said cut up? Weapons don't always do cutting.

voice;

[alwaysreturned]

Only know football. [And british version at that.] Barmy if you ask me.

Generally what happens when you slip up though, doesn't it?

[jackedthename]

D'you know how to play basketball?

[alwaysreturned]

Haven't heard of it before now.

[jackedthename]

..Oh, right, I guess you wouldn't've. It's an American sport, but it's pretty fun, at least?

[alwaysreturned]

What do you do in it?

[Video]

[redumption]

[You caught his attention with the mention of sports]

Yo, you pick the sport an' I'll play it.

[Video]

[alwaysreturned]

If I knew any 'side from Quidditch I would. Know what football is, but still sounds barmy with its red cards and all.

[Video]

[redumption]

[... Your manner of speech confuses the poor idiot] ... The hell is Kiddich, yo?

[Video]

[alwaysreturned]

[Ron could say the same for you, Beat.] Quidditch. It's only the best game there is, played on racing brooms.

[voice]

[hisbutlerbound]

Quidditch? Pardon me if this is rude, but what kind of game is it?

[Also the word 'can't' isn't in Sebastian's vocabulary.]

[voice]

[alwaysreturned]

It's only the best sport in the world. Quidditch is played on racing brooms with seven players on each team. Two Beaters, Three Chasers, a Keeper, and a Seeker.

[voice]

[hisbutlerbound]

The best sport in the world yet I've never heard of it with a cleaning tool no less. I'm afraid I only know sports from London and smaller countries. Beaters, Chasers, Keeper and Seeker. I suspect the names mean exactly what they are?

[voice]

[alwaysreturned]

Course not, Quidditch is a Wizarding sport. Bout right yeah, they're not so hard to understand. Chasers try to get the ball through the hoops, Keeper protects them, Beaters try and knock people off their brooms and the Seeker tries to catch the snitch to end the game.

[Video]

[bookish_lioness]

[Having a teasing girlfriend, Ron.] Well, as you know so much about apples, perhaps I shouldn't bother baking you a pie, as you'd likely be able to do it on your own.

[Video]

[alwaysreturned]

[It's the worst kind of girlfriend.] Wanting the house to burn down then, are you?

[Video]

[bookish_lioness]

[You mean the best kind.] I suppose saying that you could always go without pie will result in gales of laughter?

[Video]

[alwaysreturned]

[Pfft. Think someone's messing with your water.] Seeing as I'd be the one getting the apples you wouldn't dare.