-1: plus one minus

[alwaysscrewsup]

1st Scene: Action @ 1764 Beaver St, the usual wakeup stuff.

((A Kumagawa wakes up in his new bed and looks around. This new setting is all very strange to him, of course, but he was in the middle of a dream anyway and the sudden change does not itself seem so unusual or alarming. And even if he had been perfectly aware that he was now awake and

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[doudemoe]

[If it's a girl cooking breakfast you want Kumagawa, your disturbingly young mother is all too happily doing so. Unfortunately, what awaits him at the table is not another girl, but a pretty boy sipping his coffee. Said boy is staring nonchalantly at this new visitor, just uttering out a single greeting.]

Good morning.

[alwaysscrewsup]

((He wants like ten of them cooking breakfast for him half-naked. That was the general direction his excellent dream was going before. This is just a letdown.))

「Hey now, they're all gone? It looks like even in my dreams I can't get the girls.」

((He looks the boy over with those seemingly guileless eyes. He's starting to realize that this doesn't really feel too much like a dream, weird as it is... well whatever. He puts on his brightest smile.))

「Good morning!」

[doudemoe]

This isn't a dream.

[Another sip. Minato's cool persona still going strong.]

[alwaysscrewsup]

「Oh, you're pretty sure of yourself! That's really cool! But the last thing I remember is Medaka punching me, so it should be a dream! Or I'm dead, but I haven't seen her anywhere either.」

Phone

[notawhale]

[That disgusting voice... it's a good thing she has a fairly good tolerance for minus.]

...really, they brought you of all people?

[alwaysscrewsup]

「Oh, Naze-san. What are you doing here? Are you wearing an apron by any chance?」

[notawhale]

[...keywords.]

...excuse me?

[alwaysscrewsup]

「All the girls were wearing nothing but aprons! That includes you, naturally.」

((Explanations? Screw that.))

[commie_island]

[Sorry, just a Cuban man sitting in the living room reading a paper.]

.....who the hell are you?

[alwaysscrewsup]

「I'm Kumagawa Misogi. Nice to meet you! That was a lie though, I really don't care.」

[commie_island]

.......

Right.

[Phone]

[dclassreyvateil]

[How many new people are we going to get? Oh well, time to find out what he knows. After a few moments of waiting to see if this 'Anshin'in' would answer, she decides to speak up.]

I don't think you'll find who you're looking for right away, if at all. Welcome to Mayfield.

[alwaysscrewsup]

「I never thought she'd just ignore me like this.」

((A beat.))

「Who are you?」