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Meme answers. Oh god you guys are killing me.
1. Ariel (Disney's Little Mermaid)
2. Marvin the Paranoid Android (Hitchhiker's Guide)
3. Gyarados (Pokemon)
4. The Face of Boe (Doctor Who)
5. Captain Jack Harkness (Doctor Who/Torchwood)
6. Severus Snape (Harry Potter)
7. Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)
8. Lady Gaga (real person...OR IS SHE)
9. Simba (Disney's Lion King)
10. Superman
11. Amy Pond (Doctor Who)
12. Ash Ketchum (Pokemon)
13. Ramsay the Vortisaur (Doctor Who...ish)
14. Miles Edgeworth (Ace Attorney)
15. Disreputable Dog (Abhorsen series by Garth Nix)
16. Franziska von Karma (Ace Attorney)
17. Galinda (Wicked musical)
18. John Barrowman (he might be real, or he might be an Auton, idk)
19. Captain Jack (that really gay singer on DDR)
20. The Doctor (Doctor Who - specific incarnation depends on question order shh I know that's cheating)
21. Ianto Jones (Torchwood)
from 4you_blue_jway
Gyarados and Simba open up a shop. What kind of shop is it and which other character/person on the list would most likely be a customer?
They'd have a pet store, because who better to run a pet store and know what the animals need than...a couple of animals. So every critter in the store would be well cared for and in a clean and appropriately-sized cage. Ash would probably shop there for supplies for his Pokemon.
Two, the Face of Boe, Jack Harkness, Ramsay, and Jack Sparrow are on a survival reality show in the jungle. Who wins?
Well, depends on what you mean by "win"...Ramsay would be like "pfft whatever" and fly off on his own as soon as the show started. Vortisaurs don't need money, they can survive very well alone in the jungle because who's going to mess with them? But he'd probably get disqualified for that, so out of the others...Two would probably win, because he's so nice and clever that nobody would want to vote him off. (Jack and Jack would drink rum together and get hilariously drunk and do inappropriate things on camera that would have to be blurred out.)
Gyarados forgot Lady Gaga's birthday. What do they do to make up for it?
Gyarados is more like a...big monster than a little monster, but that doesn't stop him from being a fan. A very bad fan to forget her birthday, and he's very, VERY sorry. To apologize, he'll do an awesome chorographed water dance with a bunch of Magikarp as backup dancers to the tune of Bad Romance, and then post it on Youtube so she'll see it (along with the rest of the internet, because he's kind of an attention whore like that).
from amare_est_esse
What does Marvin like best about Ianto Jones?
Ianto can't even come CLOSE to matching his intelligence, but he'll admit that he's pretty smart for his place and time, and doesn't dress too outrageously. And he isn't as disgustingly optimistic as that Gwen woman, either.
Write a drabble where Miles Edgeworth has a falling out with HEY-O, Captain Jack over bacon. (Okay, drabble and a half because I words too much)
I know you’re used to living alone, but these are hard times and we have to do what we can - I wanted to help by offering to let out one of my spare bedrooms. There is, however, a code of conduct to be followed when sharing a home. I agreed to share my groceries, and as we both go through the bacon rather quickly, I had no problem continuing to buy it; you can imagine my utter surprise and disgust when I followed Pess’s whining and sniffing to your room - through the door you did not even have the decency to close, much less LOCK - to find a far more intimate use for raw bacon than I could ever have imagined. Consider this your week’s notice to pack and find a new place, we are through here.
Oh, and that military cap? Completely tasteless. Just thought you ought to know.
Franziska von Karma, Jack Sparrow, Ariel & Six are trapped in a fallout shelter & are out of food. Who do they decide to eat?
Jack would protest, because he's likely always wanted to see a mermaid and this is the first one that hasn't been a drunken hallucination, but everyone else would vote Ariel. Think about it, either she'd flop around and die first anyway because her fish half needs water to survive, or she'd be in a manky tub or tank of water and it would use up all their water supply to keep it fresh and healthy for her (not to mention, she's from the ocean so she'd probably need a lot of added salt and other trace minerals, so it's just a bad situation for poor Ariel all around).
from brewsternorth
Jack Sparrow, Lady Gaga, Ramsay, and HEY-O Captain Jack are a Star Trek away-team. Who's the redshirt, who successfully fights off the alien menace, and who chats up the locals Captain Kirk-style?
Redshirt: Jack the singer - sure he was in the Army, but he quit and became a eurodance icon. I don't think that bodes well for his survival.
Fighter: Ramsay has big, sharp, pointy teeth. And can feed off time energy. The poor aliens didn't stand a chance.
Captain Kirk: Captain Sparrow is not that GOOD at flirting, but he sure tries hard, and that's what counts here. Lady Gaga might have gotten this role, but she'd just stand around looking hot and wait for people to come to her. Her job here is token sci-fi female in a short skirt.
from daikenkai
Marvin, Simba and Galinda have been best friends since they were young. Marvin and Simba are a couple but Galinda likes Marvin. Marvin also is in love with Galinda. What happens to the trio?
Galinda likes Marvin because she needs someone she can point to if people accuse her of being a complete airhead - if she were, how could she be with a being so smart? Marvin got a bug in his programming (literally, Simba is a wild lion and I'm sure he has fleas) that made Galinda seem an ideal partner, because he'd never look twice at her otherwise. After a deviously simple plan to get Simba's eyes back on Nala, the witch and the robot are free to run off and get married - which they do, and would live happily ever after except that Marvin comes to his senses and leaves her when she tries to take him apart and patch him into the clockwork "Wizard of Oz" to get it running as an attraction at her new amusement park.
from neveth
Gyarados, Jack Harkness, Jack Sparrow, and Amy Pond are in a band. What is it called and who plays what instrument?
Since they all have some sort of water connection, they decide to call the band SPLASHDOWN!! (with the capslock and two exclamation points, which are shaped like water droplets in their band logo). Gyarados is on percussion, crazy Muppets!Animal-style - except he doesn't have any hands, so he bangs on the equipment with his face. Harkness and Sparrow on regular & bass guitar (as well as backup vocals, though Harkness carries the main male vocals when they have male/female duets). Amy is usually lead vocalist, and she has a few numbers that she performs on acoustic guitar sometimes too.
It's Ariel's birthday! Who else on the list gets invited to the party?
...she's a DISNEY PRINCESS. EVERYONE gets invited, because she heard about the consequences of forgetting to invite even the bad guys from her friend Aurora.
PARADOX! The Disreputable Dog & Severus Snape, Ianto Jones & HEY-O Captain Jack are now the parents of Lady Gaga and Miles Edgeworth, respectively! HOW MUCH DOES THIS MAKE MY/YOUR BRAIN HURT?
Lady Gaga, the daughter of a dog-shaped construct of pure magic and a Dark wizard who was once a Death Eater? Not as strange as all that, really. I'd hardly be surprised if someone told me she was created by the Pope in a test tube. Miles being the son of Ianto and Captain Jack almost makes sense, too - from Ianto, he gets his impeccable sense of style, but with the overly-gay flair that is inherent in almost all eurodance artists.
from hobbit_feets
Gyarados and John Barrowman adopt a stray animal. What is the animal, and what do they name it?
Gyarados finds a tadpole swimming about helplessly in a puddle, and spits some water in so it doesn't get dried up. He gets John to rescue it and put it in an aquarium since he has no hands with which to do that himself, and they raise it into a pretty green frog. With Gyarados's approval, John names the frog Naveen, but refuses to kiss it to see if it turns into a gorgeous prince. Even HE has standards.
Severus Snape's favourite Disney princess.
He obviously can't admit to even watching Disney movies to anyone, but in the deepest darkness he rather likes Mulan - he admires her subterfuge to protect her family while maintaining their honor. He could just do without the intensely irritating dragon.
Jack Sparrow, Superman, Three, and Ianto Jones go to Hogwarts- what houses are they in, and who are they friends with?
Jack Sparrow: Everyone expected him to be in Slytherin for being a dirty, dirty pirate, but the Sorting Hat put him in Gryffindor instead, where he became best friends with the Marauders, using their tricks to help him sneak out of the castle to the pub for some firewhiskey.
Superman: Practically descended from Godric, of course he was in Gryffindor. He helped the younger children and the bullied fight off their oppressors. When he hit the appropriate years he was appointed first a prefect and then Head Boy, but never really grew close to anyone, preferring to keep to himself and study in a corner of the library or an abandoned room on the 2nd floor he called his "Fortress of Solitude"
Three: Attended Hogwarts just a few generations after it was founded; his face can, in fact, be seen in a couple student artist portraits from the time. He was sorted into Ravenclaw, and while he was friendly with most of the students, he tended to keep closest company with just a few girls over his years there, though he dated none of them.
Ianto: Went into Slytherin (smart, elegant and driven, hells yeah) and hung out with all the non-Death Eaters, because blindly following a leader who's just going to screw you over is stupid. He also made friends with a bunch of people from other houses, screw inter-house rivalries - expanding your network is a resourceful thing to do.
What would HEY-O Captain Jack say if they opened their refrigerator to find a live pig had taken up residence in it?
...hahahaha, oh, that drabble above. "Ooooh, baby bacon! *thoughtful look*"
from mertondingle
DRAW ME A PICTURE IN PAINT OF HEY-O Captain Jack AND Lady Gaga WEARING EACH OTHER'S CLOTHING
What is this I don't even. What did you make me draw. This is a masterpiece.
WRITE A HAIKU (OR TWO) ABOUT THE TRAGIC LOVE STORY OF Ramsay AND Ianto Jones
Found the Hub by scent,
Special barbecue
Meant for another
"We cannot have two
pets," he said, and took him home
to be his lover
The Face of Boe MURDERS SOMEONE (IT WAS AN ACCIDENT), DOES Galinda HELP THEM DISPOSE THE BODY OR GO TO THE POLICE OR MAYBE COMMIT MORE MURDERS WITH THEM
Galinda would totally help him cover up the murder so his reputation would remain untarnished, because he is a wise being and can do lots of good. Galinda's all about doing good, even if you have to do some skeezy things to get there. (I don't even know why I bothered answering these two, I spent HOURS on that picture I hope you realize.)
from notusachan
Ash Ketchum buys a dress. What does it look like? Where does he/she wear it?
It's a very fetching poofy princess dress, in a pale lavender with white trim. He'll wear it to a dance along with a blonde curly wig, in a convoluted scheme to protect Pikachu from Team Rocket. He gets waylaid by Gary in a tuxedo and swept off his feet, falling into a deep blushing crush as feelings he never knew existed start fluttering in his belly...and then it turns out Gary knew it was him all along and would rather kiss him than be his rival. No, wait, I think that's a fanfic I read once back in high school, I can't steal that plot.
1. Ariel (Disney's Little Mermaid)
2. Marvin the Paranoid Android (Hitchhiker's Guide)
3. Gyarados (Pokemon)
4. The Face of Boe (Doctor Who)
5. Captain Jack Harkness (Doctor Who/Torchwood)
6. Severus Snape (Harry Potter)
7. Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)
8. Lady Gaga (real person...OR IS SHE)
9. Simba (Disney's Lion King)
10. Superman
11. Amy Pond (Doctor Who)
12. Ash Ketchum (Pokemon)
13. Ramsay the Vortisaur (Doctor Who...ish)
14. Miles Edgeworth (Ace Attorney)
15. Disreputable Dog (Abhorsen series by Garth Nix)
16. Franziska von Karma (Ace Attorney)
17. Galinda (Wicked musical)
18. John Barrowman (he might be real, or he might be an Auton, idk)
19. Captain Jack (that really gay singer on DDR)
20. The Doctor (Doctor Who - specific incarnation depends on question order shh I know that's cheating)
21. Ianto Jones (Torchwood)
from 4you_blue_jway
Gyarados and Simba open up a shop. What kind of shop is it and which other character/person on the list would most likely be a customer?
They'd have a pet store, because who better to run a pet store and know what the animals need than...a couple of animals. So every critter in the store would be well cared for and in a clean and appropriately-sized cage. Ash would probably shop there for supplies for his Pokemon.
Two, the Face of Boe, Jack Harkness, Ramsay, and Jack Sparrow are on a survival reality show in the jungle. Who wins?
Well, depends on what you mean by "win"...Ramsay would be like "pfft whatever" and fly off on his own as soon as the show started. Vortisaurs don't need money, they can survive very well alone in the jungle because who's going to mess with them? But he'd probably get disqualified for that, so out of the others...Two would probably win, because he's so nice and clever that nobody would want to vote him off. (Jack and Jack would drink rum together and get hilariously drunk and do inappropriate things on camera that would have to be blurred out.)
Gyarados forgot Lady Gaga's birthday. What do they do to make up for it?
Gyarados is more like a...big monster than a little monster, but that doesn't stop him from being a fan. A very bad fan to forget her birthday, and he's very, VERY sorry. To apologize, he'll do an awesome chorographed water dance with a bunch of Magikarp as backup dancers to the tune of Bad Romance, and then post it on Youtube so she'll see it (along with the rest of the internet, because he's kind of an attention whore like that).
from amare_est_esse
What does Marvin like best about Ianto Jones?
Ianto can't even come CLOSE to matching his intelligence, but he'll admit that he's pretty smart for his place and time, and doesn't dress too outrageously. And he isn't as disgustingly optimistic as that Gwen woman, either.
Write a drabble where Miles Edgeworth has a falling out with HEY-O, Captain Jack over bacon. (Okay, drabble and a half because I words too much)
I know you’re used to living alone, but these are hard times and we have to do what we can - I wanted to help by offering to let out one of my spare bedrooms. There is, however, a code of conduct to be followed when sharing a home. I agreed to share my groceries, and as we both go through the bacon rather quickly, I had no problem continuing to buy it; you can imagine my utter surprise and disgust when I followed Pess’s whining and sniffing to your room - through the door you did not even have the decency to close, much less LOCK - to find a far more intimate use for raw bacon than I could ever have imagined. Consider this your week’s notice to pack and find a new place, we are through here.
Oh, and that military cap? Completely tasteless. Just thought you ought to know.
Franziska von Karma, Jack Sparrow, Ariel & Six are trapped in a fallout shelter & are out of food. Who do they decide to eat?
Jack would protest, because he's likely always wanted to see a mermaid and this is the first one that hasn't been a drunken hallucination, but everyone else would vote Ariel. Think about it, either she'd flop around and die first anyway because her fish half needs water to survive, or she'd be in a manky tub or tank of water and it would use up all their water supply to keep it fresh and healthy for her (not to mention, she's from the ocean so she'd probably need a lot of added salt and other trace minerals, so it's just a bad situation for poor Ariel all around).
from brewsternorth
Jack Sparrow, Lady Gaga, Ramsay, and HEY-O Captain Jack are a Star Trek away-team. Who's the redshirt, who successfully fights off the alien menace, and who chats up the locals Captain Kirk-style?
Redshirt: Jack the singer - sure he was in the Army, but he quit and became a eurodance icon. I don't think that bodes well for his survival.
Fighter: Ramsay has big, sharp, pointy teeth. And can feed off time energy. The poor aliens didn't stand a chance.
Captain Kirk: Captain Sparrow is not that GOOD at flirting, but he sure tries hard, and that's what counts here. Lady Gaga might have gotten this role, but she'd just stand around looking hot and wait for people to come to her. Her job here is token sci-fi female in a short skirt.
from daikenkai
Marvin, Simba and Galinda have been best friends since they were young. Marvin and Simba are a couple but Galinda likes Marvin. Marvin also is in love with Galinda. What happens to the trio?
Galinda likes Marvin because she needs someone she can point to if people accuse her of being a complete airhead - if she were, how could she be with a being so smart? Marvin got a bug in his programming (literally, Simba is a wild lion and I'm sure he has fleas) that made Galinda seem an ideal partner, because he'd never look twice at her otherwise. After a deviously simple plan to get Simba's eyes back on Nala, the witch and the robot are free to run off and get married - which they do, and would live happily ever after except that Marvin comes to his senses and leaves her when she tries to take him apart and patch him into the clockwork "Wizard of Oz" to get it running as an attraction at her new amusement park.
from neveth
Gyarados, Jack Harkness, Jack Sparrow, and Amy Pond are in a band. What is it called and who plays what instrument?
Since they all have some sort of water connection, they decide to call the band SPLASHDOWN!! (with the capslock and two exclamation points, which are shaped like water droplets in their band logo). Gyarados is on percussion, crazy Muppets!Animal-style - except he doesn't have any hands, so he bangs on the equipment with his face. Harkness and Sparrow on regular & bass guitar (as well as backup vocals, though Harkness carries the main male vocals when they have male/female duets). Amy is usually lead vocalist, and she has a few numbers that she performs on acoustic guitar sometimes too.
It's Ariel's birthday! Who else on the list gets invited to the party?
...she's a DISNEY PRINCESS. EVERYONE gets invited, because she heard about the consequences of forgetting to invite even the bad guys from her friend Aurora.
PARADOX! The Disreputable Dog & Severus Snape, Ianto Jones & HEY-O Captain Jack are now the parents of Lady Gaga and Miles Edgeworth, respectively! HOW MUCH DOES THIS MAKE MY/YOUR BRAIN HURT?
Lady Gaga, the daughter of a dog-shaped construct of pure magic and a Dark wizard who was once a Death Eater? Not as strange as all that, really. I'd hardly be surprised if someone told me she was created by the Pope in a test tube. Miles being the son of Ianto and Captain Jack almost makes sense, too - from Ianto, he gets his impeccable sense of style, but with the overly-gay flair that is inherent in almost all eurodance artists.
from hobbit_feets
Gyarados and John Barrowman adopt a stray animal. What is the animal, and what do they name it?
Gyarados finds a tadpole swimming about helplessly in a puddle, and spits some water in so it doesn't get dried up. He gets John to rescue it and put it in an aquarium since he has no hands with which to do that himself, and they raise it into a pretty green frog. With Gyarados's approval, John names the frog Naveen, but refuses to kiss it to see if it turns into a gorgeous prince. Even HE has standards.
Severus Snape's favourite Disney princess.
He obviously can't admit to even watching Disney movies to anyone, but in the deepest darkness he rather likes Mulan - he admires her subterfuge to protect her family while maintaining their honor. He could just do without the intensely irritating dragon.
Jack Sparrow, Superman, Three, and Ianto Jones go to Hogwarts- what houses are they in, and who are they friends with?
Jack Sparrow: Everyone expected him to be in Slytherin for being a dirty, dirty pirate, but the Sorting Hat put him in Gryffindor instead, where he became best friends with the Marauders, using their tricks to help him sneak out of the castle to the pub for some firewhiskey.
Superman: Practically descended from Godric, of course he was in Gryffindor. He helped the younger children and the bullied fight off their oppressors. When he hit the appropriate years he was appointed first a prefect and then Head Boy, but never really grew close to anyone, preferring to keep to himself and study in a corner of the library or an abandoned room on the 2nd floor he called his "Fortress of Solitude"
Three: Attended Hogwarts just a few generations after it was founded; his face can, in fact, be seen in a couple student artist portraits from the time. He was sorted into Ravenclaw, and while he was friendly with most of the students, he tended to keep closest company with just a few girls over his years there, though he dated none of them.
Ianto: Went into Slytherin (smart, elegant and driven, hells yeah) and hung out with all the non-Death Eaters, because blindly following a leader who's just going to screw you over is stupid. He also made friends with a bunch of people from other houses, screw inter-house rivalries - expanding your network is a resourceful thing to do.
What would HEY-O Captain Jack say if they opened their refrigerator to find a live pig had taken up residence in it?
...hahahaha, oh, that drabble above. "Ooooh, baby bacon! *thoughtful look*"
from mertondingle
DRAW ME A PICTURE IN PAINT OF HEY-O Captain Jack AND Lady Gaga WEARING EACH OTHER'S CLOTHING
What is this I don't even. What did you make me draw. This is a masterpiece.
WRITE A HAIKU (OR TWO) ABOUT THE TRAGIC LOVE STORY OF Ramsay AND Ianto Jones
Found the Hub by scent,
Special barbecue
Meant for another
"We cannot have two
pets," he said, and took him home
to be his lover
The Face of Boe MURDERS SOMEONE (IT WAS AN ACCIDENT), DOES Galinda HELP THEM DISPOSE THE BODY OR GO TO THE POLICE OR MAYBE COMMIT MORE MURDERS WITH THEM
Galinda would totally help him cover up the murder so his reputation would remain untarnished, because he is a wise being and can do lots of good. Galinda's all about doing good, even if you have to do some skeezy things to get there. (I don't even know why I bothered answering these two, I spent HOURS on that picture I hope you realize.)
from notusachan
Ash Ketchum buys a dress. What does it look like? Where does he/she wear it?
It's a very fetching poofy princess dress, in a pale lavender with white trim. He'll wear it to a dance along with a blonde curly wig, in a convoluted scheme to protect Pikachu from Team Rocket. He gets waylaid by Gary in a tuxedo and swept off his feet, falling into a deep blushing crush as feelings he never knew existed start fluttering in his belly...and then it turns out Gary knew it was him all along and would rather kiss him than be his rival. No, wait, I think that's a fanfic I read once back in high school, I can't steal that plot.