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Jun 24, 2008 21:59

remind me never, ever ever to go bathing suit shopping again. i don't care. i'd rather swim in sweats.

i feel like a big fat moo cow.

*moo.*

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tink403 June 25 2008, 14:32:38 UTC
I wore my lane swimming bathing suit to kayaking yesterday. It's this off the shelf blue one piece that I think my mom bought me from Costco a couple years ago. It says it's a medium, but I think it was created to fit a much rounder woman than I. It looks fine when it's dry, nothing particularly remarkable. However when it's wet, and I get out of the pool, I get the worst case of saggy ass ever...EVAR!!! Seriously, this beats koala ass. I was showering in the change rooms after, and I could pull and stretch the suit and it just kept coming, like some horrible horrible second skin that never, NEVER, bounced back....

You're not a fat moo cow, bathing suit shopping is just tough for everyone...

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