itunes as a fortune teller
I'm bored. And putting off about forty different things I need to do. So - I found the
itunes fortune teller:
Go to the music player of your choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions
aloud and press play. Use the song titles as your answers. NO CHEATING!
How does the world see me?
Song: Speak to me/Breathe
Artist: Pink Floyd
Comments: um - they see me as alive? I guess I don't understand the song very well. . .
Will I have a happy life?
Song: Where have all the cowboys gone?
Artist: Paula Cole
Comments: Great. I'm going to end "raising the children, while you go have a beer."
Haha - I totally am a pushover!
What do my friends really think of me?
Song: Shove this jay-oh-bee
Artist: Canibus (off the Office Space soundtrack)
Comments: This whole fortune teller thing is failing a little - I kinda doubt my friends
see me as a rapper who wants to quit my job - especially since I freaking love my job.
I also don't think I'm brave enough - because according to Eddie - I am the queen of
passive-aggressive.
Do people secretly lust after me?
Song: Hips don't lie
Artist: Shakira
Comments: I guess so - people must like my sweet dance moves!
How can I make myself happy?
Song: Eclipse
Artist: Pink Floyd
Comments: Again with the Floyd. But - this one works - "All that you touch, and all that
you see, is all your life will ever be."
What should I do with my life?
Song: Big Balls
Artist: AC/DC
Comments: Throw big parties and make sexually charged comments about everything? Sweet.
Why should life be full of so much pain?
Song: My happy ending
Artist: Avril Lavigne
Comments: No happy endings - pretty self explanitory.
Will I ever have children?
Song: Livin' on a prayer
Artist: Bon Jovi
Comments: With Tommy, when he's not too busy working on the docks. Oh well -
we've got each other, and that's a lot! (haha)
Will I die happy?
Song: Game of Love
Artist: Michelle Branch and Santana
Comments: I think so . . .
What is some good advice for me?
Song: In my life
Artist: Bette Midler
Comments: "Though I know I’ll never lose affection For people and things that
went before I know I’ll often stop and think about them"
What is happiness?
Song: Saturday Night Fever
Artist: Bee Gees
Comments: happiness is John Travolta disco dancing.
What is my favorite fetish?
Song: California Girls
Artist: Beach Boys
Comments: haha
How will I be remembered?
Song: Nocturne/Bohemian Rhapsody
Artist: Lucia Micarelli
Comments: This is a sad song, with only the depressing part of Bohemian Rhapsody.
So - I'll be remembered sadly?
What should be my current theme song?
Song: The world is new
Artist: Save Ferris
Comments: yay for irony
What song will play at my funeral?
Song: On the conveyor belt
Artist: London Symphony Orchestra
Comments: This is from the part of Star Wars when they make Darth Vader -
so I won't die - I'll resurface as an evil parent?
What's my signature dancing song?
Song: Scrum
Artist: On the rocks
Comments: so true
That was fun.
itunes fortune teller:
Go to the music player of your choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions
aloud and press play. Use the song titles as your answers. NO CHEATING!
How does the world see me?
Song: Speak to me/Breathe
Artist: Pink Floyd
Comments: um - they see me as alive? I guess I don't understand the song very well. . .
Will I have a happy life?
Song: Where have all the cowboys gone?
Artist: Paula Cole
Comments: Great. I'm going to end "raising the children, while you go have a beer."
Haha - I totally am a pushover!
What do my friends really think of me?
Song: Shove this jay-oh-bee
Artist: Canibus (off the Office Space soundtrack)
Comments: This whole fortune teller thing is failing a little - I kinda doubt my friends
see me as a rapper who wants to quit my job - especially since I freaking love my job.
I also don't think I'm brave enough - because according to Eddie - I am the queen of
passive-aggressive.
Do people secretly lust after me?
Song: Hips don't lie
Artist: Shakira
Comments: I guess so - people must like my sweet dance moves!
How can I make myself happy?
Song: Eclipse
Artist: Pink Floyd
Comments: Again with the Floyd. But - this one works - "All that you touch, and all that
you see, is all your life will ever be."
What should I do with my life?
Song: Big Balls
Artist: AC/DC
Comments: Throw big parties and make sexually charged comments about everything? Sweet.
Why should life be full of so much pain?
Song: My happy ending
Artist: Avril Lavigne
Comments: No happy endings - pretty self explanitory.
Will I ever have children?
Song: Livin' on a prayer
Artist: Bon Jovi
Comments: With Tommy, when he's not too busy working on the docks. Oh well -
we've got each other, and that's a lot! (haha)
Will I die happy?
Song: Game of Love
Artist: Michelle Branch and Santana
Comments: I think so . . .
What is some good advice for me?
Song: In my life
Artist: Bette Midler
Comments: "Though I know I’ll never lose affection For people and things that
went before I know I’ll often stop and think about them"
What is happiness?
Song: Saturday Night Fever
Artist: Bee Gees
Comments: happiness is John Travolta disco dancing.
What is my favorite fetish?
Song: California Girls
Artist: Beach Boys
Comments: haha
How will I be remembered?
Song: Nocturne/Bohemian Rhapsody
Artist: Lucia Micarelli
Comments: This is a sad song, with only the depressing part of Bohemian Rhapsody.
So - I'll be remembered sadly?
What should be my current theme song?
Song: The world is new
Artist: Save Ferris
Comments: yay for irony
What song will play at my funeral?
Song: On the conveyor belt
Artist: London Symphony Orchestra
Comments: This is from the part of Star Wars when they make Darth Vader -
so I won't die - I'll resurface as an evil parent?
What's my signature dancing song?
Song: Scrum
Artist: On the rocks
Comments: so true
That was fun.