005 ▌Intentional Recording [audio]

[am_i_being_rude]

Well... I'm finally walking again after that blasted unicorn - unicorn! Who wakes up, and thinks they're going to get engaged in a bitter fight for a tiny little relic of a civilization long since gone even when it wasn't time locked, and lose, and upon losing, get up to troddle back their merry way only to get speared by a unicorn! WHY  A-.. These

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[trollsbackwards]

HOLY SHIT DO YOU FLAP TOO MUCH.

I NOTICED THE INFLUX OF TINY FURBEASTS. OR BUNNIES, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE CALLING THEM.

I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT THEY'RE HERE FOR OTHER THAN TO TWITCH AND HOP AROUND.

IS THIS NORMAL BEHAVIOR?

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[am_i_being_rude]

Do I .. what? I mean, probably, but I sense you're not using that word in the traditional.. sense of that word.

Twitching and hoppityness for bunnies is fairly normal, as far as I'm concerned. They look like your average, every-day, earth-born bunny-rabbits; nothing special aside from the ominous Chinese collar.

Which also makes it quite normal for the City, in as far as I can tell.

text forever dude

[trollsbackwards]

I USED THE WORD IN ITS TRADITIONAL MEANING. AT LEAST THAT'S IT'S FUCKING MEANING FOR ME.

DON'T JUDGE. IT'S REALLY SORT OF ANNOYING TO CONSTANTLY BE TOLD OFF JUST BECAUSE MY LANGUAGE IS DIFFERENT. JEGUS.

WHAT THE FUCK IS CHINESE AND WHAT DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH THE FURBEAST.

Audio again because talking > typing.

[am_i_being_rude]

Okay, well, in that case, I don't think I flap very often, no.

I wasn't telling you off! I was clarifying. Totally different.

They.. have Chinese. On their collars. It's a language. Might turn up as squares if you look at it wrong, or don't have the proper translation matrix codecs installed.

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[loonyandproud]

[Exciteeeeeed.]

You were attacked by the unicorn?! I think if you're gonna be attacked, that's a really cool way for it t' happen, really. Better if it was a dragon, really, but you'd probably be more likely t' die, then, so unicorns are better. Maybe a small dragon. You said TARDIS, did you no?!

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[am_i_being_rude]

Dragons are much cooler, although in terms of being caught off-guard they pretty much make for death-machines if they're so in the mood. Some of them don't really care for fighting at all though. I think it was mostly the preposterous string of events itself that was confusing.

Did I? [That is an impressive accent. Maybe this is Jamie from an odd section of personal timeline?] Why?

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[loonyandproud]

I wasnae even here...I wonder what made it go rampaging? Doesnae sound like a typical unicorn thing to do. As far as I know, I'm no a unicorn expert.

Aye, you did. And you said y' were in it! Twice! [The next bit is clearly spoken through the biggest ever grin.] You're no the Doctor, are you?

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[am_i_being_rude]

I have noooooooooo idea, but I wish I knew too. I haven't really left the TARDIS since it happened. Bit hard to walk. But! All better now! Back to running about. Or, I guess, probably cautiously peering around corners for all of about three hours and then back to running around.

[Well the grin is flattering but he's still a bit confused. Mild pause.] Have we met before?

[child_radical]

They're apparently turning into balls of fire and torching places now.

[am_i_being_rude]

....really? That.. seems like an awfully bizarre thing to do with bunnies.

[child_radical]

I take it you haven't heard about the sheep trying to kill people.

[am_i_being_rude]

..I actually hadn't, no. Is there some sort of odd Chinese Zodiac fascination around here that I'm not aware of?

[jesusing_clown]

U-Unicorns... [Ugh getting speared like that sounds awful] That's- I'm glad you're alright now??

I'm really not sure about the rabbits, people keep talking about them catching on fire.

[am_i_being_rude]

Just the one, as far as I know. I think it's back in the zoo now. And thank you! All fine and ship-shape, all over again.

Yeah, someone else was telling me about that. I wonder if it's just random or if there's something to set them off. I've brought the one I had back into the console room now and she seems well content so far. Might take her to the kitchen later and see if she doesn't want some nibbles. I don't know many who can resist some nibbles.

[jesusing_clown]

I didn't know we had unicorns, they don't sound like very nice unicorns.

[L-Laughs] Who would want to resist? You're pretty easy going about all this, aren't you? I'm not sure I'd trust the fire-starting rabbits in my home.

[am_i_being_rude]

Well I've been told that angering the fluffy things is what sets them into a fiery rage, so I'm doing my best to keep that from happening. I don't think the old girl'd appreciate me letting a flaming mammal loose. Besides, once you've fought off a bunch of pyroviles, an occasionally temperamental bunny rabbit doesn't seem so bad.

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[immortaltwat]

Ohhhhhhh, so you're one of those people who got skewered by that unicorn.

Tell me, how does it feel to have been slaughtered by a fairytale creature?

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[am_i_being_rude]

Actually it's happened before, so this time was more annoying than anything. Also I wasn't slaughtered. Just stabbed through the leg.

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[immortaltwat]

Well, that's anti-climatic. What kind of story ends with "and then I was stabbed through the leg by a unicorn"?

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[am_i_being_rude]

...not very many, I'd imagine? It's at least unique, if not terribly interesting.